beefche Posted January 15, 2011 Report Posted January 15, 2011 haha! Sorry, slamjet, I don't tip and tell. Quote
Gwen Posted January 15, 2011 Report Posted January 15, 2011 he's using to much logic. he already answered his question in the first few seconds. you have to be drunk to do it successfully. it doesn't matter what physics or the nature of the animal suggests, everything is more possible when you are drunk. i have no doubt at all that when frat boys claim that they have been cow tipping they have no doubt been to a field in the dark, sneaked up on a cow and shoved real hard till one of them fell over and then they had to run like mad for their life. sounds like cow tipping to me. Quote
slamjet Posted January 15, 2011 Author Report Posted January 15, 2011 ...everything is more possible when you are drunk.Now there's a line I am unable to argument with. Quote
Iggy Posted January 15, 2011 Report Posted January 15, 2011 << snip>>everything is more possible when you are drunk. <<snip >> It really isn't, the drunk just thinks s/he is capable of doing/accomplishing any/everything. I thought he was hilarious- I have been up against a cow, trying to prep her for the milking machine. She was ensconced in a stall, and she tipped ME . Lesson I learned, always make sure the disinfectant wash is WARM to WARMER before your cleanse those teats! Quote
TL10 Posted January 19, 2011 Report Posted January 19, 2011 Actually, you can tip a cow. All you need is magnets, a slab of metal tied onto the cow, and most of all, a Portal Gun. (This is the part where I get the Nobel Prize) Quote
slamjet Posted January 20, 2011 Author Report Posted January 20, 2011 Actually, you can tip a cow.All you need is magnets, a slab of metal tied onto the cow, and most of all, a Portal Gun.(This is the part where I get the Nobel Prize)oh... my... word. Quote
Dr T Posted January 20, 2011 Report Posted January 20, 2011 I looked a many of his youtube posts. I really enjoyed most of them. I laughed a lot too. Quote
Blackmarch Posted January 20, 2011 Report Posted January 20, 2011 BeefChe, been tipped lately?sure it is... if the cow is hobbled and you have a tractor.... Quote
Blackmarch Posted January 20, 2011 Report Posted January 20, 2011 Actually, you can tip a cow.All you need is magnets, a slab of metal tied onto the cow, and most of all, a Portal Gun.(This is the part where I get the Nobel Prize)To heck with cow tipping if you had one of those.. i'd go cow launching. Quote
TL10 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Posted January 21, 2011 It's not very affective.TL10 uses his own demotivational Quote
slamjet Posted January 21, 2011 Author Report Posted January 21, 2011 I hope you know how apropos that is Quote
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