Dr T Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 "Because I said so-that's why." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 "What do you think you are? The last Coca Cola in the desert?"This one's new to me, and it's quite unusual. M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 "That person is short a toy in his happy meal" Or "He's a twinkie light for a picnic" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pushka Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 "Shut yer face!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 I am gonna get me a switch and paddle your behind......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryFields Posted October 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 "He was on the bottom peg of the totem pole" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 "low man on the totem pole" is how I heard it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryFields Posted October 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 "Come over here and say that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 Berry, I actually laughed at that one. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrsS Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 He is a stranger to the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 Profound, MrsS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindy Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 "your ears are so dirty inside... I think I see a potato" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 I didn't read to see if this was on here already, but "pee or get off the pot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 "your ears are so dirty inside... I think I see a potato"my mom used to say something similar. if she saw behind our ears was dirty she would say, "you could grow potatos behind here?" or "what are you doing, growing potatoes back here?" stuff like that. took me years to figure out what that really meant. lolalso dumber than a fire ant......well it was a different name for fire ant lolif we were too wiggly "floppin' around like a fish out of water"tangled hair was reffered to as a "rats nest"my dad used to say "well, that's just ducky" i've never heard anyone else around here say that so i guess it's not a southern saying, but i've heard "just peachy" used the same way lola hard row to hoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 I grew up in Texas and we use to say "well, that's just ducky" too. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 I grew up in Texas and we use to say "well, that's just ducky" too. :-)ok, so not south eastern then. lolkids with really blond hair called "toe heads" i guess that is what it is. people call my boys that all the time. "all the little toe heads their so cute" ???? does anybody know where that comes from?dishwater diarrhea - this one is kind of gross, and my have just been my dad. but we did not have a dish washer (imagine that), so part of our chores was to take turns helping do the dishes. we'll after dinner your hands get in hot water you have to pee. you get to the bathroom and there is no real incentive to be done, because you are going to go do dishes, so you read a book and claim to have to poo. by the time you get out mom has already done them. great plan, right? anyway, my dad used to get mad and tell us we couldn't go to the bathroom because it was dishwater diarrhea. i see my kids suddenly having to go to the bathroom when time to do chores, and we have a dishwasher. lol i'm thinking i might pass that one down. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryFields Posted October 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 "If I have told you once, I've told you a thousand times....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 I didn't read to see if this was on here already, but "pee or get off the pot."My Dad used that line but put it a little different......if you know what I mean....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrsS Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 It is time to either fish or cut bait. She has rocks for brains. My older sisters use to say that they were going to go the the "library" when they went to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryFields Posted October 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 "If you can't stand the heat then stay out of the kitchen!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryFields Posted November 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 "If wishes were fishes, we would all have a fry" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miztrniceguy Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 if IFS and ANDS were pots and pans the world would be a kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 heard this one today. attitudes are contagious... is your's worth catching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 YOU DID WHAT!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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