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So, my natural inclination is to follow the lead of the man, except when he is being a dork.

Sunday, we are having joint Relief Society/men session and the Missionaries are explaining about Mormon.org and putting up your profile there. One of the men in the audience was being all "secret squirrel" and it aroused my mischievous twin. It just wrankles my fir when some guy tries to put women down.

The Missionaries helped me log onto Mormon.org the first time and since then I put in all the 'stuff'. Mormon.org edited my work to make it more to their liking, and I was OK with that. I mean we both have different ideas about literary license, but I can see their objective.

So, while the missionaries are trying to explain all this, one guy kept trying to say that the proper authorites needed to approve it and all sorts of off putting things. Finally, since he was speaking out of turn, I decided to also, and when I stood up, they handed me the microphone, but they did not give it to MR Control Freak.

So, I told everyone that my profile was already up and it was easy and jolly good fun. Then he said that you have to have a film crew to help you, and I said that you could do it yourself. He usually tries to keep me under his thumb, but this time people were thanking me for standing up to his self importanceness.

You know, I always try to make nice, but sometimes ...

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So, my natural inclination is to follow the lead of the man, except when he is being a dork.

Sunday, we are having joint Relief Society/men session and the Missionaries are explaining about Mormon.org and putting up your profile there. One of the men in the audience was being all "secret squirrel" and it aroused my mischievous twin. It just wrankles my fir when some guy tries to put women down.

The Missionaries helped me log onto Mormon.org the first time and since then I put in all the 'stuff'. Mormon.org edited my work to make it more to their liking, and I was OK with that. I mean we both have different ideas about literary license, but I can see their objective.

So, while the missionaries are trying to explain all this, one guy kept trying to say that the proper authorites needed to approve it and all sorts of off putting things. Finally, since he was speaking out of turn, I decided to also, and when I stood up, they handed me the microphone, but they did not give it to MR Control Freak.

So, I told everyone that my profile was already up and it was easy and jolly good fun. Then he said that you have to have a film crew to help you, and I said that you could do it yourself. He usually tries to keep me under his thumb, but this time people were thanking me for standing up to his self importanceness.

You know, I always try to make nice, but sometimes ...

Thanks for sharing, sounds like you did great! Here is my profile:

Hi I'm Cliff B | baptism of fire, zen, truth, love, joy, Mormon.

HiJolly

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So, while the missionaries are trying to explain all this, one guy kept trying to say that the proper authorites needed to approve it and all sorts of off putting things.

Well, depending on what you mean by a proper authority that is kinda true, that they edited your submission is evidence that people go over these things. If he means something like apostolic approval, and needing a film crew (though he may have been thinking of the profile commercials that aired on TV, which to my knowledge were professionally done) he was hitting the crazy juice.

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I used to have my full last name on my profile, but I've since realized how un-safe the internet is, and just left the first letter of my last name. You may want to think about it.

They actually refused to approve my profile until I edited out personally identifying information, including my last name.

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I used to have my full last name on my profile, but I've since realized how un-safe the internet is, and just left the first letter of my last name. You may want to think about it.

HiJolly

I will attempt to change it.

I um DID change it but must wait for "approval". This causes me to feel like getting um sassy. Still, this sassyness is a newly developing trait that I have not encountered before. :(

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one guy kept trying to say that the proper authorites needed to approve it

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he said that you have to have a film crew to help you,

You'll have to forgive this guy, and all the others like him in this church. I think some of this attitude has to do with computer illiteracy. Some folks just have absolutely zero experience with computers, other than through the church. For some of these folks, they take their inexperience and ignorance, and attach to it a reverent patriarchical sacredness to bits and keyboards and whatnot that just simply doesn't belong there.

Just in the last few years, the foyer of my church was all abuzz with melodrama. One lady had a disk containing "very important new direction and counsel from our church leaders regarding the coming tribulations". It turned out to be a decade-old DOS program for calculating calorie needs for food storage purposes. You put in family members, genders and ages, it told you how many pounds of wheat for a year, etc. These good folks were acting like they had discovered the holy grail or something. My wife got a bit upset at me for taking it so lightly at first, until she saw what it actually was.

Also, apparently, the church office building is full of people who don't understand that there's a difference between someone's place on the company org chart, and their priesthood authority.

*shrug* It takes all kinds, I guess.

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So, my natural inclination is to follow the lead of the man, except when he is being a dork.

Sunday, we are having joint Relief Society/men session and the Missionaries are explaining about Mormon.org and putting up your profile there. One of the men in the audience was being all "secret squirrel" and it aroused my mischievous twin. It just wrankles my fir when some guy tries to put women down.

The Missionaries helped me log onto Mormon.org the first time and since then I put in all the 'stuff'. Mormon.org edited my work to make it more to their liking, and I was OK with that. I mean we both have different ideas about literary license, but I can see their objective.

So, while the missionaries are trying to explain all this, one guy kept trying to say that the proper authorites needed to approve it and all sorts of off putting things. Finally, since he was speaking out of turn, I decided to also, and when I stood up, they handed me the microphone, but they did not give it to MR Control Freak.

So, I told everyone that my profile was already up and it was easy and jolly good fun. Then he said that you have to have a film crew to help you, and I said that you could do it yourself. He usually tries to keep me under his thumb, but this time people were thanking me for standing up to his self importanceness.

You know, I always try to make nice, but sometimes ...

It is a good thing you corrected him on the fact he thought you needed a film crew. You probably saved at least ten profiles from not going up. You helped contribute to the missionary efforts of the kingdom. I count you as blessed for having the courage to correct him, participating in missionary work, for teaching him and helping other people participate. As far as him, count it as an honest mistake.

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