I Have Found The Answer to Forgetful Husbands...

[slamjet]

Yes, a ring with "MARRIED" imprinted backwards that leave it's leash, tag, marking, sign, whatever you want to call it, on the proper finger. I swear, if you feel you need this for your man, you may as well have "glutton for punishment" tattoo on your forehead.

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[Dravin]

I swear, if you feel you need this for your man, you may as well have "glutton for punishment" tattoo on your forehead.

I concur.

Also there are some flaws:

Rotate the ring so it imprints on the underside of your figure, the person he's going to cheat with has to notice the imprint and read it before it can do any good. Honestly you might not even have to do that, it doesn't stand out very well in the photo provided and that picture was probably taken in ideal condition with the ring recently removed and the lighting just so. How noticeable isit when he's kept the ring off for a couple hours and the light isn't at an angle to highlight it? The biggest issue though is this: the person he's trying to cheat with has to actually care that he's married.

[beefche]

I thought this was the answer to forgetful, cheating husbands.

[Dravin]

You're too soft Beefche, go with something like this:

[Guest]

And that's one of the reasons we wear garments. It's super hard to get nekked infront of someone not your spouse when you have to go through those white underthings.

[Bini]

And that's one of the reasons we wear garments. It's super hard to get nekked infront of someone not your spouse when you have to go through those white underthings.

At least, not on a whim but if your affair is premeditated..

[Bini]

Beefche's got it right. The iron pan will do more damage than a thorny branch.

[Dravin]

And that's one of the reasons we wear garments. It's super hard to get nekked infront of someone not your spouse when you have to go through those white underthings.

I'm thinking that effect is only as strong as the credence and heed you give to the covenants associated with them. If we're talking someone in 'you need to try to scare off other people to keep me from cheating' territory it's about as much deterrent as a wedding ring, take them off before you go prowling.

[Dravin]

Beefche's got it right. The iron pan will do more damage than a thorny branch.

Depends what the goal is, pain or reducing IQ.

[mordorbund]

I thought this was the answer to forgetful, cheating husbands.

You're too soft Beefche, go with something like this:

And that's one of the reasons we wear garments.

So no one sees the bruises/lacerations?

[Hala401]

So no one sees the bruises/lacerations?

UM, so if I do not have garments yet, then I can PARDEE<PARDEE> PARDEE! Right? I mean, just askin'.

[Praetorian_Brow]

The answer to cheating wives is to tell them what they really look like.

[Hala401]

I know a man who had been told by his 15 year old daughter that Mom was having an affair. He did not believe it and told her so. His mind was completely un able to absorb the idea that His wife could cheat on him. After all, he said to him, his wife and children were the center of his universe.

Later, he was injured, and suffered a nervous breakdown and his wife divorced him. She married another man as soon as her uncontested divorce was final. Years later, he was given evidence that showed almost conclusively that his wife had been having an affair during the final years of their marriage.

It is unimagineable what sort of things unfaithful spouses can get up to.

[Gwen]

I remember reading in a magazine yrs ago about a woman that was purchasing her soon to be husband's ring and the jeweler asked if she wanted something engraved inside. She hadn't thought about it so she asked the jeweler what kinds of things ppl put in the rings and he told her "whatever you want him to think about when he looks inside his ring". She went with "put it back on".

Having something pressing into the skin so that it leaves a mark like that hurts and isn't healthy for the skin. I'd be more likely to take it off if it were irritating my finger like that.

I'm assuming they also make an equivalent ring for the woman? We wouldn't want to be sexist.

[miztrniceguy]

Or you can get a tattoo ring like my BIL who lost his 3 times. My initial thought before opening thread was ReminderFox

[annewandering]

One of my kids and her husband had rings tattoo'd on. They have regular rings but they liked the idea that their tattoos are always with them and cant be lost. :)