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Is anyone else out there analyzing data? Sigh. I am tantalizingly close to a significant and interesting model but not close enough. A dear older sister that I visit teach keeps calling me and trying to persuade me to pray to the Savior rather than Heavenly Father. Sigh. I think she is losing it! She keeps asking me why I don't quit my job and just work in Walmart. Sigh. Where is the 2nd coming? 

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I am anaylsizing data on 4 different computers right now (they are compiling) and waiting to meet someone to get it on the super computer.... 

Oh wait, you're doing a joke thread?  *Blink blink*  Jane is too literal sometimes.  

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42 minutes ago, Sunday21 said:

I am tantalizingly close to a significant and interesting model but not close enough.

Which one?  Cuz I gotta say, most of them are not that interesting and don't seem any more significant than the rest of us...

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2 hours ago, Jane_Doe said:

I am anaylsizing data on 4 different computers right now (they are compiling) and waiting to meet someone to get it on the super computer.... 

Oh wait, you're doing a joke thread?  *Blink blink*  Jane is too literal sometimes.  

Dear Jane, @Jane_Doe

glad to hear it's going well! Unless you are joking....in which case..glad your computers are super!

 

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3 hours ago, Sunday21 said:

Is anyone else out there analyzing data? Sigh. I am tantalizingly close to a significant and interesting model but not close enough. A dear older sister that I visit teach keeps calling me and trying to persuade me to pray to the Savior rather than Heavenly Father. Sigh. I think she is losing it! She keeps asking me why I don't quit my job and just work in Walmart. Sigh. Where is the 2nd coming? 

Waiting on ERDs...it strikes me your post could possibly be one. 

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On 3/24/2017 at 2:40 PM, zil said:

Which one?  Cuz I gotta say, most of them are not that interesting and don't seem any more significant than the rest of us...

(cue Dutch/Norwegian accent).  The last one in the second row is amazing.  His features are immaculate.

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On 3/24/2017 at 1:55 PM, Sunday21 said:

Is anyone else out there analyzing data? Sigh. I am tantalizingly close to a significant and interesting model but not close enough. A dear older sister that I visit teach keeps calling me and trying to persuade me to pray to the Savior rather than Heavenly Father. Sigh. I think she is losing it! She keeps asking me why I don't quit my job and just work in Walmart. Sigh. Where is the 2nd coming? 

I don't know about models or data.  But I see a pattern.  Patterns are what we beautiful minds see everywhere.:clown:

I won't point it out because I think I'd get stoned for doing so.  Bottom line, I don't think she's giving you sound advice.

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37 minutes ago, Carborendum said:

(cue Dutch/Norwegian accent).  The last one in the second row is amazing.  His features are immaculate.

You have good taste in men. If @Sunday21 is tantalizingly close to that one, she should probably get closer. ;) 

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33 minutes ago, zil said:

You have good taste in men. If @Sunday21 is tantalizingly close to that one, she should probably get closer. ;) 

I just want significant results! Sob! You cuddle your data. Talk to it lovingly and still it refuses to sprout significance. My data is the African violet of data sets!

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22 minutes ago, Sunday21 said:

I just want significant results! Sob! You cuddle your model. Talk to it lovingly and still it refuses to sprout significance. My model is the African violet of models!

Sheesh!  Take your model and get a room already! :eek:

(OK, fine, Sunday21 didn't actually say anything about the model, but misquoting her was more fun.)

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On 3/27/2017 at 4:07 PM, zil said:

Sheesh!  Take your model and get a room already! :eek:

(OK, fine, Sunday21 didn't actually say anything about the model, but misquoting her was more fun.)

This may be taking your joke a little too far, but there is a proliferating new industry in artificial "intimacy": Killer Machines and Sex Robots: Unraveling the Ethics of A.I.

That isn't the kind of "Data" I want to analyse--certainly not in the way you suggest. ;)

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

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