pam Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago, nothing is moving going north or south and a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So, we are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pam Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Admit it Frank...you thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr T Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 I thought it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxz72 Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 me too!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Great one Pammy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted November 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Thank you. Thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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