pam Posted November 9, 2007 Report Posted November 9, 2007 A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago, nothing is moving going north or south and a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So, we are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon." Quote
pam Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Posted November 9, 2007 Admit it Frank...you thought it was funny. Quote
pam Posted November 12, 2007 Author Report Posted November 12, 2007 Thank you. Thank you very much. Quote
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