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HBO Recreates Portions of Temple Ceremony
lilered replied to lusciouschaos's topic in Current Events
Perhaps so, but maybe its the very best I am capable of. At least I am using the precious time here on earth for what I consider a much better purpose. -
My counsel would be to step back for a moment and view where you are really at. IMHO, you are at a crossroads that depending on how you choose, will determine your lifes course. If you and you boyfriend, choose to repent, seek you Bishops and honor his counsel, you will both once again return to the straight path that will lead you both to joy and happiness. In short, your eventual marriage will be built upon a strong foundation. If you choose the other path which is immediate gratification by running from repentance and the right things you should do, get married, then try to go thru the temple. Your marriage will be built on a sandy foundation, that will end up with much unhappiness and disappointments. Or Your boyfriend may choose one path, and you the other, but the end result will still be the same for each one of you. Think about it. May God bless you on your choices.
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HBO Recreates Portions of Temple Ceremony
lilered replied to lusciouschaos's topic in Current Events
My view is I am still going to get up everyday, do the very best I can to obey the Lord and his teachings. Set the best example I can in church, with my friends, my mormon and non-mormon contacts, my business dealings and keep on gettin on. I will continue to listen to and trust the cousel of the church leaders and when instructed to do something, will do my best to comply. I believe our church leaders are inspired and will take whatever appropriate action God advises them to do. So if they want me to support a stand against Prop. 8 or HBO etc., then by cracky so be it until then I await their guidance which to date has been to not discuss certain parts of the Temple ordinances etc. and only discuss those parts that they themselves comment public on. Such as the case in the earlier ABC news documentary I earlier referred to. -
HBO Recreates Portions of Temple Ceremony
lilered replied to lusciouschaos's topic in Current Events
This came out 1/12/09, found it very interesting. Titled: Mormon Temples Revealed - Interviews with church leaders ABC News -
How many LDS women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
lilered replied to totheskydear's topic in Mormon Jokes
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Retribution of Wealth after Death!! Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I wamt her to go nuts looking for the jewelry
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Some more things to Ponder I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other Can we Preserve the Spotted Owl (in formaldehyde) When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine, "Fred". Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. I am having an out-of-money experience. Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
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He doesn't? It must be the wicked Queen Pelosi, then!
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Thx. Moksha, I almost myth it and my eyes were starting to myth up. After reading all that has been written about this subject, I never ever want to be mythtaken by reading or peddling a somewhat mythicial unapproved source. Instead I shall obey the counsel of church leaders methinks.
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WIFELY DUTIES Three men were sitting together discussing about how they had given their new wives her duties. The first man had married a woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and housecleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Nebraska . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a mormon girl from Utah. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. They were also going to have 12 kids over the next 9 years. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
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A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says 'Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.' The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing 'That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!' Confused, he says, 'Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.' After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, 'How many is a Brazilian?'
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Child Science Exam Answers Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!) Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.. Th e brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby. Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.' A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome. Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight
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Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said,'Your heart would be just below your left breast.' Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to the knee.
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started...
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What are your thoughts on the Phrase: When I was on my mission?
lilered replied to ama49's topic in General Discussion
I personally don't see the harm. To be upset at something so trivial might fall in the catgory of unrighteous judgment when trying to figure out their motive. I think it would be stranger for someone to get up in a talk and say: When I wasn't on my mission, this or that never happened? -
Now your starting to sound like you have been drinking a little beer too:D
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After reading all of the responses, it still seems to me that there is a question concerning the children. What if the parents, married in the temple, have 12 children all sealed to them. Two of the children then have temple marriages and have their children sealed to them. All so far are extemely worthy and end up in the highest degree of the Celestial Kingdom Two more of the original children get married in the temple and have their children sealed to them but later fall away. Their children however are extremely worthy and inhereit the highest degree of the Celestial KIngdom. Two more of the original children get married only, but their children grow up and go thru the temple, they have their children sealed to them and all live worthy except the two original chidlren. Two more of the original children get married in the temple, and have no children. Two more of the original children remain unmarried and die. Two fall away from the church and become monks. So, in summary the parents and a portion of the children are extremly worthy and inherit the highest degree of glory, what happens then as far as the original entire family unit and the Celestial Kingdom?
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Pam, it was not so. It was a different brand.
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Or have I myth something?
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But can't one use mythology to sort them out or is that a myth too?
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So if I understand correctly, there are myths about the myths and misunderstandings about the myth corrections concerning the original myth. I am getting so confused, how then am I supposed to know what is myth and what is a myth about the truth of the original myth?
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My heart aches for you. The good news is that God loves you and wants you to return to him. It would be my cousel that you take it one step at a time. Set your sights on a goal and work towards that goal. Measure your decisions on whether or not they will help you achieve your goal. If we can be of any help towards achieving your repentance and lifes goals then we stand ready.
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I echo what others have counseled. This marriage would not be built on a strong foundation, and as such would have a huge chance of failure from the start.
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So if one sells alcohol and cigarettes, then instead of perpetuating something bad, it must be good?
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I'll take your word for it. Green Onions and raisins should not be used in the same sentence me thinks.