pam

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright.

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. Hubert Humphrey

Yes, and your rendition of 'Stairway to heaven' was delightful to hear. That was hilarious.

Now JD dear BIL of mine. You know I love ya. Again just don't tempt me.

Dr Pepper?

You have so much going on in your life right now it would give anyone headaches.

Bro. John, I've given you 2,240 presents already...what more do you want??? Well, now that you bring it up, I could use a large pepperoni pizza delivered to my home every Tuesday night at 7:30 sharp. For a year. You pull that one off, and we can talk about the friendship dues later. Yes PC if you can pull that off...I know where to go for dinner every Tuesday night at 7:30 sharp.

They are estimating that the Millard Flat fire in Utah has already scorched 282,000 acres and will easily reach 300,000 acres if it hasn't already. This morning you couldn't even see the mountains for the smoke and the fire is still several miles south. Though it could also be a combination of the huge fire in eastern Utah that is contributing to it. Really scary thing. Free car wash on me. Come and get it anytime.

I divorced him. But seriously. Ibuprofen and a dark quiet room usually helps me.

That is awesome. One step at a time. Sometimes they are only baby steps but a step nonetheless.

PC though we are not of the same faith..your insight into subjects gives me much to ponder on. I appreciate your thoughts and your posts and I personally am so glad you come here. I also love and appreciate our new friendship.

......LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pale I can still tell you to shut up.

Duly noted and ducking for cover, sir. Proceeding to walk on eggshells, envisioning them as a minefield. I guess I better be on my best behavior and talk in my Sunday best around here now. Congrats, Pam. If you need any ideas on who to punish as your first act as mod (not including me), you can PM me anytime. So funny JD. This would apply to our family gatherings as well. Oh wait....I don't have any authority there. The only thing I have there is the "honor" of being the oldest sibling.

I believe Bishops have guidelines as to who can participate in a Sacrament service in any capacity. I was asked once to sing with my sister in her ward. Her Bishop had to call my Bishop to make sure that I was "okay" to participate.

Don't tempt me.

Thank you Heather for your faith and confidence in me once more. I will do my best.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Checks in the mail

What is your favorite color Strawberry?

two more

Come on Strawberry. Only 3 more and you are back in 3rd place. You can do it.

That is soooo true. My kids are what make my life interesting.

Wouldn't that be an autobiography? Sometimes I feel dead living in a house with kids.