pam

Administrators
  • Posts

    58654
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    158

Everything posted by pam

  1. This just coming in....Dr. T soon to take #2 spot.
  2. You are welcome....but....what's that all over your face?
  3. Okay then. You are forgiven for today. MST so less than an hour to go.
  4. Hmmm today. Is that PST or EST time? Because EST would be tomorrow.
  5. I believed you because I NEVER thought you would lie to me.
  6. haha I understand. And I would be the winner of "So you think you can dance" as well when it comes on.
  7. pam

    Sequoia

    Ben....SHUT UP!!!!!
  8. Thought of another. "Bring me to Life" by Evanescense
  9. pam

    Sequoia

    So many amazing things to see. Wish I could just quit my job and travel to see all of them. *shakes pam* "Wake up you are dreaming"
  10. pam

    Sequoia

    Exactly as I remember it...Even the car. haha j/k on the car but pretty close to it.
  11. CURTAIN RODS---- PRICELESS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to setoff gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and inthe end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit Repairmen refused to work in the house.The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they couldnot find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to returntheir calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and saidthat she missed her old home terribly and would be wil ling to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on aprice that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched themoving company pack everything to take to their new home......... And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!!!!!! I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
  12. pam

    Sequoia

    I remember that as well. I was a child when we drove through it. I wonder if it's the same one that Nilla Vanilla said had fallen.
  13. I am NOT addicted. I can quit at any time. See you in a couple of hours unless I hurry and get back sooner.
  14. It's the only responses I could come up with. Most ridiculous thing I've read here yet.
  15. Yes Darn it!!!!! You ruined it for me!!!!! j/k
  16. That WAS Sam the dog.
  17. Oh I have one more. And She Was by Talking Heads
  18. Do you have a song that no matter how down you feel just makes you feel better. Re-energizes you? I have two and don't ask me why: Karma Chameleon Pump up the Jam
  19. Nothing better than crawling into bed with clean fresh smelling sheets..after a long luxurious bubble bath. Oh Heavenly. Okay what am I doing here on a computer then?
  20. Laundry is my FAVORITE household chore. No kidding.
  21. You are very welcome pushka. Glad I could be of some reassurance. I embarrass my teenagers all the times with my shows of emotion. I am sure you are like me...you hear a song and you can remember exactly what you were doing at that time in your life. It happens to me all the time. Brings back memories good and bad. Shoot....I cry at movies all the time. For example. The movie Remember the Titans...I still cry at the end even though I've seen the movie probably 20 times. It's just one of those things.