pam

I think you should put them on warning.

As Ben and Pale would say....old.

Just kidding? Oh now I'm crushed...despondent...I think I'm going to cry. j/k so there

It's my ring tone.

I am John Doe's sister in law...he is married to my sister. I am not married.

It is horrible. I was just reading about it. I had not heard about it until I got online.

CK please don't use that "M" word when talking about me. hahahaha

You have never invited me to meet you where the Angel points the way.

A Christmas Story

That's one of my favorite movies.

Next I'll be seeing an image of the Madonna in my PB&J sandwich. Oh wait.....that has been done already.

I was at the library tonight. I don’t recall seeing any really ignorant people. I didn’t see anyone fighting for the computer, getting assistance for their books, library codes or magazines. When I go to the library, I don’t need to check the weather forecast to see if I need a jacket. I also don’t ever get anyone’s autographs, ball cap or t-shirt freebie. Frankly, I couldn’t care less about any of those things. It’s really hard to find interesting activities that ignorant people will attend. They have so few interesting things to say. Elphaba That was an awesome response.

quote name='Doctor Steuss' date='Jul 31 2007, 11:49 AM' post='146797'] I might take a shower... ...maybe.

Well that is great news then. I expect a full report at the END of August as to how your month went.

I don't know why, but this scripture popped in my head when I read the above: Ether 12:26-28 26 And when I had said this, the Lord spake unto me, saying: Fools mock, but they shall mourn; and my grace is sufficient for the meek, that they shall take no advantage of your weakness; 27 And if men come unto me I will show unto them their weakness. I give unto men weakness that they may be humble; and my grace is sufficient for all men that humble themselves before me; for if they humble themselves before me, and have faith in me, then will I make weak things become strong unto them. 28 Behold, I will show unto the Gentiles their weakness, and I will show unto them that faith, hope and charity bringeth unto me—the fountain of all righteousness. Exactly!!! Thank you for that!!!! Then I must be EXTREMELY humble as I have so many weaknesses.

Then we shall just let it go at that and hope that August turns out much better for you than you anticipate.

There is a beautiful song that was performed by Alabama. It's called (I believe) "Angels Among Us." Goes pretty much with what the "gem" states. Angels all around us. Could be a relative, friend, neighbor. If you have never heard the song I highly recommend downloading it.

And why not Susie?

Pam, this the third time you’ve said to me “it’s my opinion and I’m sticking with it.” I’m not sure why you think you have to justify your opinion to me. You really don’t. Perhaps because I feel that sometimes the opinions of others don't mean diddly. Not referring to you now though there are times. Also I may have been misunderstood. I too don't feel like the The Work and the Glory should be a foundation for church history study. Nor did I say this at all. I agree with your points that there is alot of misinformation. However, and I apologize if I misunderstood.... QUOTE(prisonchaplain @ Jul 28 2007, 10:48 PM) BTW, I learned a bit about LDS history (learning curve was admittedly huge) from the Work & the Glory. :-) Oh, PC, Say it ain't so! This just appeared to me the way it was written that you were insinuating that there wasn't an ounce of truth to it as a whole. Again I apologize for any misunderstanding I may have had.

I think there is alot to learn about church History from this series. I think most know that is a historical fiction. But there are actual historical events interwoven through the series. I know Elphaba you will argue this point with me but it's my opinion and I'm sticking with it.

Kids are quick . TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. __________________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. _______________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago . WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie.... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.

Whewww I was worried there. I thought I was going to have to defend family there. Oh wait...He's on his own. hahaha

You wouldn't happen to be the same "john doe" from the MA&D board, would you? Do you have a problem with John Doe?

A biker was riding on a highway along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said: "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said: "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required would reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

And for that I give thanks. p CK not sure whether to take that as humor or as an insult to plus size women.