Dr T

The 5 year old said, as she burped and politely said, “excuse me.” In all fairness, she is a 5 year-old and may be telling the truth. Or then again, maybe she just doesn’t know that “witch” and “cannibal” are not synonymous. Dr. T

LOL

Hi Winnie, That must be one of the hardest thing for a parent to do. Sorry that you had to go through that.

Hello all, Desire, you said, I have no idea what you are implying in those sentences. Like you first line, "missionaries would be excited?" What? When you say "the bible DOES talk about a restored church" can you show me please? Your last line, no other group has it? Has what-a restoration? If there is a need that is not being addressed in you posts about why no one else is talking about it. AK, I loved the two sided coin looking for a third! Thank you for that. Joshua K, you are not being consistent when you say AK is LDS and you are telling him that he is wrong therefore contradicting your premise that says you are not here to tell them they are wrong... Sorry, just had to poke a little fun. I need a stress reliever and that’s how I do it sometimes. Dr. T

Lisajo, You spoke out of turn in this randomized clinical trial. What the scribes have written down in your transcript will be deleted from the record. Before you speak, make sure the other subjects are not scheduled first!... Dr. T

Hi Desire, I'd have to take that as a fable. The line about ,"It has to be a restored church" is not consistent with what would be expected in an encounter like that described. Apart from the LDS church, I know of no other group that claims a need for restoration. Just my two cents. Sorry, Dr. T

WB Ray, Well written post, sir. :) Dr. T

Good questions Rosie. :)

went sour/bad!

Hi Desiré, Welcome to LDS Talk.

Who’s bright idea was it to think that kids would make great speed bumps?!? Yes, I see the importance of slowing down but isn't one of the main reasons to "PREVENT PEOPLE FROM GETTING HURT?" I'm glad I don't live there. Dr. T

I could have also used, "Special Olympics" as an example. I have been thinking about my joking about this and started to feel bad that people might interpret my jocularity as making fun of people with learning/developmental disabilities. I just want you all to know, that was not my intention. If it came across that way, I apologize to everyone. Dr. T

It is really good to see you contribute Daenvgiell and Lindy. I know that some of them are dumb and some of them really amuse me. :) I'll keep posting them as they come up. If no one enjoys them, I'll take the hint. Thanks

welcomed form of

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Wait... What?

"Special Ed."

Maureen, Your resourcefulness and knowledge of how to track down internet information truly is great/impressive! Dr. T

I was wondering which Christian church you belong to where shopping is against it... I know some people that I would encourage to join...

Those last few posts were great!

Hi Pure WOlf, Not "wolf family" perverbial "wolf in sheeps clothing?" is what I meant. I was only joking. Sorry. Dr. T

Hi Bret, I think you questions are good ones and fair. Some people might answer some of them for you. However, I expect to see some referrals to official LDS sites for your answers. I hope not, I would love to read member's own personal answers. Thank you, Dr. T

That is ridiculous. I'm glad they won! Serves him right.

Ok. Palerider, it was a unanimous vote. The results show, "Pluto is still a planet in your home." Good enough for me.

Hi chiKin, I too, am sorry to hear of your difficulties. I pray that you find comfort and growth. Dr. T