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Who knew that bishop would be such a naughty word!

Years ago, this group (the Scissor Sisters) put out a CD and promoted it through a Jib Jab replace-your-face video to this song. I love it!

... Thanks you guys for teaching me how to be a good husband! Note to self: Don't do any house chores. It isn't normal.

O_O Okay, I (1) haven't seen this in high school, so either we're very sheltered here where I am, and (2) I don't watch MTV so I don't know what it is either. Well, yes, I can imagine what it'd be, though. I never watch MTV. Once in a while, VH1. Any of the music videos I watch never have that stuff in. (Although I know there is stuff on VH1 as well, I know to steer clear of it.)

True...maybe he took it to get it resized or something and swapped the ring for a different one.

His horse is named Friday.

She was a blonde. The diamond was still in the ring because she actually was wearing her husband's ring, thinking it was her own.

Hee hee, Dr T. Reminds me of a poem by Shel Silverstein: What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. What did the paper say to the pen? I'm feeling quite all write my friend. What did the teapot say to the chalk? Nothing you silly! Teapots can't talk! (Highlight after the line for the answer.)

Okay, okay, enough for lame jokes right now. You might know that I am a student of physics. You might not know that I am training to become a quantum mechanic. I'm gonna have steak when I graduate!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you start a book about ducks? With an introduc(k)tion.

What's long, yellow and fruity? An apple in disguise.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?

Granted, but now that's all you have to eat. I wish I could get my grading done faster.

Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people. The Cat: Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Alice: How do you know I'm mad? The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here. Alice: And how do you know that you're mad? The Cat: To begin with, a dog's not mad. You grant that? Alice: I suppose so, The Cat: Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.

Why isn't there a laugh twice button?

Willkommen Sunny-D!

I know many scientists. Issac Gnu-ton, Cow-lileo, Albert Einswein...

Wait? What is this? What are we doing? You might be within walking distance of me!

You know what? Good for them. Whoever changed the sign.

I am one of the others.... I also like Fringe.

How do you save a drowning mouse? Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.

Hickory Dickory Dock, 3 mice ran up the clock, The clock struck one, The other 2 got away with minor injuries.

What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies! (Take that, Dr T!)