Jeny

odoriferous!

That is so true!! The more my faith is confirmed, the more G-d allows me to reach out further!! What a powerful incite!! Thank you for that!!

Thank you for that link!! I saved it!!

OK, a little help here!! New terms for me: Vegemite and UMW?

Good for you, Sheelah!! I grew by leaps and bounds after and WHILE reading that book!! Now, when ever I recognise a tactic of Satan in my life...I say to myself: "Nope, sorry Screwtape...but you and wormwood are NOT going to win!!!"

Your Baptism does!!! And the sacrament each week!! The Temple is a place to make further commitments to the Lord...sticking to those commitments keeps you clean. We are ALL washed in the blood, even when we mess up...Jesus wants us to repent and keep going, that is the key...just set your face toward the mark and don't look back...even if you stumble, just pick yourself up and keep going!!!

Yes, me!! But I don't think I count since we are separated!!!

You got it!! I just stopped typing and said one for THREE people up here!! (you, Morning star's friend and Jiggy saint)

We all need prayers! I have started including these forums and the people here in my prayers as G-d knows you all better than me, but my heart has grown three sizes since I found these LDS sites and my new "friends". :)

JS...I am praying for you.

I wish I was young enough for institute!!

As a new convert, I found such comfort in D&C 76 and the Pearl of Great Price!! It was SO cool to see past all that I had previously been taught!! And the comfort came when I felt and KNEW in my heart that this was the missing piece...this was the answer to my confusion, and what I already had in my heart, but did not understand!!! You are on the right road!! Enjoy the ride!!!!

Yeah, this place is really starting to come alive!! I am so psyched!!!!

Chicken lady!!! Howdy!!! I understand that you don't have time for two forums...that is why you see so little of me over on "that other forum" I still go over there...but this is my new home!How do you like how I arranged the furniture? Kind of cozy, don'tcha think?

Pa Pa, you make me smile!! ...you too, Iggy!!!

G-d bless you, Douglas! I will be eagerly anticipating your questions, incites and contributions here!! Welcome, welcome, welcome!!!!

I started late, too...I am in my 40's, but my oldest is 14. I am looking forward to the grand kids, though!! Wish I could have had them first!! It will be nice not to have to be the "bad guy" all the time!!! ...I am also secretly looking forward to all the "mommy advice"

This is such a "tender" spot with me!! I am trying hard to just trust G-d and know in my heart that he loves me and is a fare, just and loving G-d...but my inner feminist keeps SCREAMING out: "injustice and sexist!!" ...I know that this is MY problem...but I still struggle with it!!!

Supercalifradilisticxbealidotious!!!

First I have to figure out how to use my scanner!! every time I turn it on, it starts spitting out copies of "Hedwig's theme" My daughter printed them off the Internet and my annoying printer keeps REPRINTING!! I can't figure out how to stop it!! The only thing that works it to shut it off and I just don't use it anymore...I really am pathetic when it comes to computers!! Ask me a question about the Bible or Hebrew or something like that...and I can fool you into thinking that I am fairly intelligent...but the truth comes out when I try to do simple things like upload a picture!!

I hi-jacked this from the ldstalk site!! Pushka posted it and it cracked me up!!! PET RULES (To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height) Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance is not required. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less. 2. Don't ask for money all the time. 3. Are easier to train. 4. Normally come when called. 5. Never ask to drive the car. 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends. 7. Don't smoke or drink. 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions. 9. Don't want to wear your clothes. 10 Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college. And finally, 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

Gotta wait till my child support check comes next week...too much week left after the money!!!

See? What do you need us for? Those are awesome ideas!! Why don't you plan an enritchment night where each lady buys one item for care packages, then all line up with their one item in the family friendly isle!!!!

Oooh! A recipe that I can do!! Yummy!! Thanks!!!

I really liked that!! Here is a link to some of my poems: http://www.ldstalk.com/forums/blog/yediyd/index.php?