Lbybug Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Ahoy me hearties!! Today be International talk like a Pirate Day!!! Aaaaargh!!! Be talky piratey all day! aaaaaaaargh!!! Quote
Wingnut Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Avast mateys! Who be watchin' Pirates of the Caribbean tonight? Quote
cullenh Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Well Shiver Me Timbers it is Friday already and Thank The Good Lord for that !!!!!! lol Quote
lilered Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Me thinks that all swabbys ought to talk like pirates every day Quote
rameumptom Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 How do pirates know that they be pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
rameumptom Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!! Quote
Moksha Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Thar be dragons but if ye mateys do not step lively ye'll be swinging from the yardarms. Arrggh! Quote
pam Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Me thinks you are all crazy. lol Quote
rameumptom Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Arrrrrrr!!!!! Er, Arrrrggghhhhh!!!!! Quote
Truegrits Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Ahoy there...me thinks someone needs to walk the plank!!!!! :lol: Quote
rameumptom Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Wingnut, did ye think this be a democracy? Start walkin ye scurvy thief! Quote
Lbybug Posted September 19, 2008 Author Report Posted September 19, 2008 who's a pirates favorite actor? peter saaaaaaaaarsgaaaaaard what's a pirates favorite hotel? the ritz cAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRlton what's a pirates favorite state? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRkansas what's a pirates favorite country? madigascARRRRRRRRRRRRRR what's a pirates favorite college? hARRRRRRRRRvard what's a pirates favorite restaurant? ARRRRRRRRRRRbys how does a pirate say the alphabet? a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Quote
Lbybug Posted September 20, 2008 Author Report Posted September 20, 2008 The Pirate Name Generatorthanks to MOE, click the above link and get your pirate name.i'm Yellow Bernice Cutty. Quote
siouxz72 Posted September 20, 2008 Report Posted September 20, 2008 That was fun...this is me...you must now all call me Pirate Jasmine the Mauve. Mauve?? But I'm so much more than mauve...I'm fuscia!! Quote
Lbybug Posted September 20, 2008 Author Report Posted September 20, 2008 fuscia? FUSCIA!!!! what's about buRRRRRRRRRRRRRRgundy Quote
siouxz72 Posted September 20, 2008 Report Posted September 20, 2008 gag me! hey! who has two thumbs and hates burrrrrrrrrrrrrgundy?! this girl right here! Quote
Palerider Posted September 20, 2008 Report Posted September 20, 2008 Me thinks you are all crazy. lol me thinks you don't have mirrors in your house.....:D NOPE Quote
breeb Posted September 20, 2008 Report Posted September 20, 2008 Mine is Pirate Anita the Cash-Strapped. How true, how true. How much do Pirates pay for corn? A buck an ear! Quote
siouxz72 Posted September 20, 2008 Report Posted September 20, 2008 hahahahaha breeb! that was excellent! do it again! do it again! Quote
pam Posted September 20, 2008 Report Posted September 20, 2008 Mine came out as Pirate Bella the Disgruntled. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Quote
Tough Grits Posted September 20, 2008 Report Posted September 20, 2008 Mine came out as Pirate Bella the Disgruntled. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Hee hee.Well, Pam, your little gingerbread looks sort of disgruntled...I guess...LOL LOL!!! Quote
Tough Grits Posted September 20, 2008 Report Posted September 20, 2008 AWESOME!!!Me new name be Shark Tooth Blair...ARRGGHH!!!!!! Quote
pam Posted September 20, 2008 Report Posted September 20, 2008 Hee hee.Well, Pam, your little gingerbread looks sort of disgruntled...I guess...LOL LOL!!! Heyyyyy don't you be talking bad about my Gingy. hahahahaha Quote
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