Palerider Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Can you believe this....read the story.....:)Top Strange & Offbeat Headlines :: Daily Journal Online - Park Hills, MO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I didn't read it Pale but I would say the "Victims of Crime" program pays rather well compared to other insurance. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I didn't read it Pale but I would say the "Victims of Crime" program pays rather well compared to other insurance. :) we have some people that are not too bright out there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moksha Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Here are two from News of the Weird:Least Competent Criminals Not Ready for Prime Time: William Jarrett, 38, was charged in Hempstead Village, N.Y., in November with swiping a necklace from a 32-year-old pregnant woman and running off. Despite her condition, the woman chased him, screaming, for six blocks and caught up with him just as a police officer was arriving on the scene. [Newsday, 11-18-08] Muoi Van Nguyen, 31, was arrested in Spokane Valley, Wash., in November, charged with breaking a window with a hammer at a state liquor store and grabbing a bottle of wine valued at $9. Earlier, Van Nguyen had tried unsuccessfully to break the window with a rock, but decided he needed a hammer to do the job and went to a nearby store, where he purchased one for $11. [MSNBC-KHQ-TV (Spokane), 11-10-08] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 way too funny....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-train Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 A friend of mine robbed a bank and ran out of gas only blocks away. Those darn gas prices! -a-train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 A friend of mine robbed a bank and ran out of gas only blocks away. Those darn gas prices!-a-train that reminds me of the one that Leno told a few yrs ago on his show....the guy was holding up the bank....the teller says....its company policy that you have to write your name and address on a piece of paper before I give you the money.....the guy did this....well...I don't need to tell what happened afterwards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-train Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 My friend did three years in prison. In my opinion, that was about three years too long. -a-train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippy740 Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 A friend of mine robbed a bank and ran out of gas only blocks away. Those darn gas prices!-a-trainI thought the bank ROBBED US and then we ran out of gas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 I thought the bank ROBBED US and then we ran out of gas! you mean we got it all wrong??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kona0197 Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 Crime pays. Getting caught does not. Pretty sure that drug dealer makes more money than I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 Crime pays. Getting caught does not. Pretty sure that drug dealer makes more money than I do. Fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 Crime pays. Getting caught does not. Pretty sure that drug dealer makes more money than I do. drug dealers and druggies are losers....and it doesn't pay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kona0197 Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 Quit using my slogans Palerider. Grow up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 Quit using my slogans Palerider. Grow up. did not know you had the patent on those slogans....eat some ice cream and chill out...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Quit using my slogans Palerider. Grow up. So much I'd like to say here..but in the spirit of Christmas..I will be nice. But tomorrow is a new year!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted January 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Quit using my slogans Palerider. Grow up. I refuse to grow up....:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthiechan Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 drug dealers and druggies are losers....and it doesn't pay...Smart drug dealers don't do, they only deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted January 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 Smart drug dealers don't do, they only deal. learn something new everyday....:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moksha Posted January 1, 2009 Report Share Posted January 1, 2009 learn something new everyday....:) Remember, these people are trained professionals. Please do not try this yourself at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted January 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Remember, these people are trained professionals. Please do not try this yourself at home. thank you....I will remember that....:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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