pam Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Okay this started in chat so I thought I'd start a thread. Let's keep it nice. I'll repeat one I said in chat. BenRaines is so old...they discontinued his blood type. Quote
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old that dirt respects him as its elder. Quote
siouxz72 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Ben Raines is so old that his birthday is written in stone....literally. Quote
Honor Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Ben is so old he's got hieroglyphics on his driver's license. Quote
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old he remembers when farts were young. Quote
BenRaines Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 I truly laughed out loud. Where did this come from? Ben Raines Quote
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...he knew Burger King when he was a Prince. Quote
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Posted January 29, 2009 Gee I don't know Ben. *acts innocent* Quote
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 I truly laughed out loud. Where did this come from?Ben RainesWe figured Pam deserved a break. Quote
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old he was God's architect for the world. Quote
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...his SSN is 1. Quote
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...he was a waiter at the Last Supper. Quote
Maxel Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old, he is wise. And, he called Adam 'Grandpa'. Quote
Jenamarie Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old he remembers when garments really *were* coats of skins. Quote
Lbybug Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 benraines is so old, they modeled fred flinstone after him. Quote
Lbybug Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 benraines is so old, instead of using internet to chat to distant places, he used smoke signals. Quote
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...when he was in school..there was no history. Quote
mightynancy Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old, he wrote the recipe for dirt. Quote
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...his SSN is 1.I thought he was older than the New Deal? Quote
Lbybug Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...when he was in school..there was no history.benraines is so old, he wrote the first history book....about himself. Quote
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Posted January 29, 2009 I thought he was older than the New Deal? Just go with it wingers. Quote
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...he has a picture of Moses in his high school yearbook. Quote
Soulsearcher Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Benraines is so old he remembers the first time pam hit 29 (now that's old!!) Quote
mightynancy Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old, he once called Methuselah a "darned whippersnapper". Quote
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old, he knows what cureloms and cumoms are. Quote
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