Jenamarie Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Ben is so old he used to keep leeches in his medicine cabinet. Quote
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old Latin is is native tongue. Quote
john doe Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Ben remembers when the continents were together, you could catch a fish in the Amazon river, walk to the Nile, and release it. Quote
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old he remembers when the first baby laughed for the first time, and the laugh broke into a thousand pieces... Quote
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...his first hunting trip was for a mammoth. Quote
john doe Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Ben remembers hunting on the shores of Lake Bonneville. Ben remembers when they were called the Little Tetons. Ben remembers logging the Sahara Forest. Quote
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...when God said "Let there be light" he flipped the switch. Quote
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old...the last time he went for a physical then sent him for carbon dating instead of an MRI. Quote
Jenamarie Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Ben is so old he remembers when the Grand Canyon was just nice. Quote
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old..his first pet was a saber toothed tiger. Quote
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old he played the part of Yorick in the original Hamlet, without any makeup. Quote
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old he invented the wheel the first time around. (Haha...did you get the pun!? Didja?) Quote
Moksha Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old he is nostalgic for without form and void... Quote
Lbybug Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Wingnut said: BenRaines is so old he invented the wheel the first time around. (Haha...did you get the pun!? Didja?)took me a couple seconds....but i got it Quote
Guest Godless Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Ben is so old, he remembers when stone tools were "new technology".Ben is so old, he remembers WWII, WWI, the Civil War, the American Revolution, the French Revolution, and the Crusades. Quote
Ghost_Rider Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old- He Taught Noah And then Noahs sons Wood Shop Quote
ninjormon Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Ben Raines is so old his memory is in black and white. He's so old his first car was a chariot. Quote
BenRaines Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 What is this. 66 posts for this thread? Unbelievable. Ben Raines Quote
Ghost_Rider Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old that: He was the strenght and conditioning coach for the Young Strippling Worriors He remembers When Barney the Dinosaur was a hatchling He could tell us where the hill cummorah really is his College philosify teacher was Aristotle and his creative writing professor was Plato He helped Adam name some of the animals his first pet was a Dire Wolf Quote
Ghost_Rider Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines said: What is this. 66 posts for this thread? Unbelievable. Ben RainesCause we love you man!!!! Quote
FunkyTown Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Ben Raines isn't old. I have this vision of Ben when he's old: He's going to be wearing flannel, toting a shotgun and glaring at people before saying "Get off my land." When that day comes, he will be old. And awesome. Quote
applepansy Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Why does all the fun happen AFTER I go to bed? Quote
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 Moksha said: BenRaines is so old he is nostalgic for without form and void... ninjormon said: Ben Raines is so old his memory is in black and white.He's so old his first car was a chariot. Ghost_Rider said: BenRaines is so old that:He could tell us where the hill cummorah really ishis College philosify teacher was Aristotle and his creative writing professor was PlatoGood ones, all! Ghost_Rider said: Cause we love you man!!!!If he didn't know that already, he does now! :) FunkyTown said: Ben Raines isn't old. I have this vision of Ben when he's old: He's going to be wearing flannel, toting a shotgun and glaring at people before saying "Get off my land."When that day comes, he will be old. And awesome.I can totally see that! Quote
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old he remembers when papyrus was still hard to come by. Quote
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old he taught cavemen how to build a fire. Quote
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