Snow Posted September 11, 2009 Report Posted September 11, 2009 Because as a youth while on a backpacking expedition to uncover evidence of the cupacabra, Adolf Hitler was kidnapped by ailens and severly probed. Upon being returned to earth, he co-founded, along with Mark Cuban, Procter and Gamble and into each P&G product inserted powerful mind control drugs that cause users to like Barry Manilow and the Bee Gees. Quote
pam Posted September 11, 2009 Report Posted September 11, 2009 (edited) If that was supposed to be an image Snow..it didn't show up for me. Edited September 11, 2009 by pam Quote
Moksha Posted September 11, 2009 Report Posted September 11, 2009 Chupacabras can be very stealthy and are not easily detectable. Did you know they don't even show up on modern radar? Even when one is right behind you at night, it is hard to see their reflection from the computer monitor. Quote
Dr T Posted September 11, 2009 Report Posted September 11, 2009 Your job is not to reason why but to live and die Quote
Elphaba Posted September 11, 2009 Report Posted September 11, 2009 (edited) To answer your question, you must first wax my car. Wax ON Wax OFF Edited September 11, 2009 by Elphaba filed a typo Quote
bytor2112 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Posted September 11, 2009 Chupacabras can be very stealthy and are not easily detectable. Did you know they don't even show up on modern radar?Even when one is right behind you at night, it is hard to see their reflection from the computer monitor.They are also very tasty......if you marinate them in apricot preserves and fresh squeezed lemons and slowly smoke them over some mesquite. Ooh, don't forget to boil FIRST to remove the hair and quill like spines.Sidenote: The quill like spines are DELICIOUS battered and fried to a crispy golden brown and dipped in some tangy honey mustard....mmmm! Quote
pam Posted September 11, 2009 Report Posted September 11, 2009 Because I'm the mom and I said so. Quote
Guest JoshDwellington Posted September 11, 2009 Report Posted September 11, 2009 Why ? I'm going to ask you one question : Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way?? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. :) lol jokin Quote
pam Posted September 15, 2009 Report Posted September 15, 2009 Why ? I'm going to ask you one question :Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way?? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. :) lol jokin Wow I was going to say chill out dude. Quote
Moksha Posted September 15, 2009 Report Posted September 15, 2009 They are also very tasty......if you marinate them in apricot preserves and fresh squeezed lemons and slowly smoke them over some mesquite. Ooh, don't forget to boil FIRST to remove the hair and quill like spines.Sidenote: The quill like spines are DELICIOUS battered and fried to a crispy golden brown and dipped in some tangy honey mustard....mmmm! Just don't forget the funeral potatoes. Fried chupacabra is excellent with funeral potatoes and a little cilantro with lime. Quote
Iggy Posted September 15, 2009 Report Posted September 15, 2009 Why you ask? To strengthen you, to give you character. To make you all that you can be. That is why. Quote
talisyn Posted September 15, 2009 Report Posted September 15, 2009 I don't know why, but I'm sure you could get a Congressional committee to look into it. Quote
Iggy Posted September 15, 2009 Report Posted September 15, 2009 I don't know why, but I'm sure you could get a Congressional committee to look into it. Or a government grant to study it. Quote
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