beefche Posted October 30, 2009 Report Posted October 30, 2009 If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred. - Thomas Jefferson When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY, IT'S HOW YOU SAY IT: - "You look like the first day of Spring" vs "You look like the last day of a long hard winter" - "When I look at you, the wheels of time stand still" vs "Your face could stop a clock" When one door closes, another opens: but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. - Alexander Graham Bell The only people who like change are wet babies. You don’t hit a man on the head when you’ve got your fingers between his teeth. - Kofi Annan, Secretary-General of the United Nations, quoting an African proverb Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham Quote
NeuroTypical Posted October 30, 2009 Report Posted October 30, 2009 If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?- Scott Adams"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots"- AnonymousIt's not what you're asking, it's what you plan to do with the answer. Quote
Elphaba Posted October 30, 2009 Report Posted October 30, 2009 I'd rather be rich than stupid.I don't think you have a choice.Elph Quote
Iggy Posted October 30, 2009 Report Posted October 30, 2009 You don’t hit a man on the head when you’ve got your fingers between his teeth.- Kofi Annan, Secretary-General of the United Nations, quoting an African proverb They are all good, but this one I like the best. Quote
Moksha Posted October 31, 2009 Report Posted October 31, 2009 Did you know the hot air balloon was invented in France, rather than the broadcast studio of Fox Media? True fact... :) Quote
Mahone Posted October 31, 2009 Report Posted October 31, 2009 "There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots"- AnonymousMake it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot. Quote
havejoy Posted November 1, 2009 Report Posted November 1, 2009 Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. Quote
Iggy Posted November 1, 2009 Report Posted November 1, 2009 Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. Because they are 'toasted' stale bread, done with a light coating of fat and they can go rancid.Nasty- bleh- petewie:ghost:Why do drive through ATM's have Braille instructions? Quote
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