No Women in Heaven??

[JohnOF123]

Did you hear that for a time there will be no women in Heaven.

Read for yourself.

Revelation 8:1

"When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour."

[pam]

Okay that was so not funny.

[JohnOF123]

Okay that was so not funny.

Haha, I felt an urge to entertain myself there.

[HEthePrimate]

An occasional period of silence would certainly be a blessing, but let's face it, without women, it would hardly be heaven!

HEP

[Melissa569]

Maybe God handed out chocolate during that time

[Wingnut]

It's funny how people can interpret the same scripture so differently. I read that it meant that there would be no men in heaven. The silence is because the women have nothing about which to complain.

[marts1]

ok this is all much to funny

[havejoy]

JohnOF123, pay no attention to the black helicopters landing in your back yard....they are only there to help you.....

[Bini]

Maybe God handed out chocolate during that time

Good point! Whenever I'm chowing down on something, you can bet it's going to be quiet because I'm so zoned in on the yummy goodness of whatever it is I'm consuming :]

Very funny though, OP.

[Palerider]

I think it should be changed......no mother in laws in heaven...then again even 30 minutes wouldn't be enough time....:D

[Churchmouse]

All I know is if my wife isn't there it can't be heaven.