JohnOF123 Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Did you hear that for a time there will be no women in Heaven. Read for yourself. Revelation 8:1 "When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Okay that was so not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnOF123 Posted February 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Okay that was so not funny. Haha, I felt an urge to entertain myself there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEthePrimate Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 An occasional period of silence would certainly be a blessing, but let's face it, without women, it would hardly be heaven! HEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa569 Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Maybe God handed out chocolate during that time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 It's funny how people can interpret the same scripture so differently. I read that it meant that there would be no men in heaven. The silence is because the women have nothing about which to complain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marts1 Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 ok this is all much to funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havejoy Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 JohnOF123, pay no attention to the black helicopters landing in your back yard....they are only there to help you..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bini Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Maybe God handed out chocolate during that time Good point! Whenever I'm chowing down on something, you can bet it's going to be quiet because I'm so zoned in on the yummy goodness of whatever it is I'm consuming :]Very funny though, OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 I think it should be changed......no mother in laws in heaven...then again even 30 minutes wouldn't be enough time....:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Churchmouse Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 All I know is if my wife isn't there it can't be heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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