Marsha Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word ! 'lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?' Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 I love those Marsha! Thank you :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traveler Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Where does the white go when the snow melts? The Traveler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnie G Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Oh I just love that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Where does the white go when the snow melts?The Travelerdon't forget the yellow snow.......LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-train Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Funny. Why does a 24 hour 7-11 have locks? Why do you need I.D. to get I.D.? Why do we park in the driveway and drive down the parkway? Why do the British call cookies biscuits? Can something really be both new AND improved? Why can't cell phones sound like phones? MOST OF ALL: Why do people buy cars when everybody knows MOTORCYCLES ARE SUPERIOR! -a-train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traveler Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Why does Hawaii have interstate highways? The Traveler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Why do people buy cars when everybody knows MOTORCYCLES ARE SUPERIOR!Because they can fit families! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosie321 Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 [quote name='Desiré' date='Mar 29 2007, 06:55 AM' post='125465]Why do people buy cars when everybody knows MOTORCYCLES ARE SUPERIOR! When they're not moving Because they can fit families! Because of how the crash dummies come out even when wearing the helmets .Which would you really rather crash in in a car or on a motorcycle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess3dward Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Umm... How about I just say that I would rather not crash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 I love those questions. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 This thread has made me smile. Thank you very much! :0) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 How much deeper would the ocean be if all the sponges were taken out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northwinds Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 I like..... Why do the ATM machines in the drive-thru's have braille on them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?What was the best thing before sliced bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 By how much would the ocean drop if we removed all the ships and all the swimmers? Would that be the solution to Global Warming flooding? Swimming in ocean banned due to rising seashore. Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 LOL Ben. :) === Has anyone actually ever killed two birds with one stone? When someone says, “Penny for your thoughts…” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugarbay Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 How much deeper would the ocean be if all the sponges were taken out? AHAHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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