mirkwood Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 6 hours ago, MormonGator said: Yes, it's all fiction people. In reality Zil is still my fourth wife. She has a problem with numbers 1-3, but we're working on it. Florida Criminal Statute 826.01 Bigamy; punishment. --- Whoever, having a husband or wife living, marries another person shall, except in the cases mentioned in s. 826.02, be guilty of a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. Sunday21 1 Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, mirkwood said: Florida Criminal Statute 826.01 Bigamy; punishment. --- Whoever, having a husband or wife living, marries another person shall, except in the cases mentioned in s. 826.02, be guilty of a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. Good thing there are no police officers on the board. Oh.... Quote
Guest Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 This thread is getting as uncomfortable as my high school jeans. Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Eowyn said: This thread is getting as uncomfortable as my high school jeans. Tell me about it. If you don't hear from me for 3-7 years just letters to the Gainesville correctional institute. And blame @mirkwood. Edited July 12, 2016 by MormonGator Quote
zil Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 16 minutes ago, MormonGator said: Good thing there are no police officers on the board. Oh.... You hold him down, I'll beat some sense into him. Sunday21 and mirkwood 2 Quote
zil Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 Alternately, I'll just claim to "feel" like an alien (you know, from outer space), and that human laws don't apply to me any more than they do to, say, impalas. If needed, I'm sure we can get the Supreme Court to uphold my right to feel like an alien. mirkwood, LeSellers and Sunday21 3 Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 17 minutes ago, zil said: Alternately, I'll just claim to "feel" like an alien (you know, from outer space), and that human laws don't apply to me any more than they do to, say, impalas. If needed, I'm sure we can get the Supreme Court to uphold my right to feel like an alien. LOL! Quote
Sunday21 Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 When you guys hijack a thread, that thread knows it has been hijacked! zil and mirkwood 2 Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 11 minutes ago, Sunday21 said: When you guys hijack a thread, that thread knows it has been hijacked! We're the super cool hijacking team. You should see the comedy act that @mirkwood, @zil and I do! We're thinking of going on America's Got Talent! Quote
askandanswer Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 10 hours ago, MormonGator said: Yes, it's all fiction people. In reality Zil is still my fourth wife. She has a problem with numbers 1-3, but we're working on it. Gator, in these uncertain times where everything seems to be changing, I thought I should ask the question - are they all female? Quote
Blackmarch Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 On July 11, 2016 at 0:21 AM, Zarahemla said: The 1/3 host of heaven that followed Lucifer to OD, were there any females? I ask because the term is Sons of Perdition. Not children or daughters but sons. Does that mean women can't go to Outer Darkness? Equality! (just kidding). There's bound to be some, if we are all free to choose. Quote
askandanswer Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 In the back of my mind I have this nagging question "would it really be outer darkness if there were no women there" but I'm not going to ask it here because I'm concerned about what the reaction might be. NeuroTypical and Sunday21 2 Quote
Sunday21 Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 (edited) On 7/12/2016 at 2:30 AM, askandanswer said: In the back of my mind I have this nagging question "would it really be outer darkness if there were no women there" but I'm not going to ask it here because I'm concerned about what the reaction might be. I picture Hitler, Polpot, Mao & the gang of 4 (which included one of Mao's wives), and a Canadian bureaucrat who turned away a boatload of Jewish children before WWII, they were taken in by the US. Stalin...did you ever see the 2nd Night in the Museum movie? Edited July 14, 2016 by Sunday21 Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted July 12, 2016 Report Posted July 12, 2016 (edited) 12 hours ago, askandanswer said: Gator, in these uncertain times where everything seems to be changing, I thought I should ask the question - are they all female? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome!!!!! I used to be wrongly accused of being gay and my sister still gets that question from time to time. It's because I don't have traditional "masculine" interests. Didn't bother me than and doesn't bother me now. It's fun to mess around with people though. One guy accused me of being gay and I said "Why? Think I'd be into you sweetie?" then I blew him a kiss. He looked like he wanted to attack me. And no, there is nothing wrong with being gay in my view. Edited July 12, 2016 by MormonGator Quote
Sunday21 Posted July 14, 2016 Report Posted July 14, 2016 On 7/12/2016 at 11:34 AM, MormonGator said: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome!!!!! I used to be wrongly accused of being gay and my sister still gets that question from time to time. It's because I don't have traditional "masculine" interests. Didn't bother me than and doesn't bother me now. It's fun to mess around with people though. One guy accused me of being gay and I said "Why? Think I'd be into you sweetie?" then I blew him a kiss. He looked like he wanted to attack me. And no, there is nothing wrong with being gay in my view. Gators are endlessly amusing! https://www.pinterest.com/EvergladesHolPk/funny-gators/ Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted July 14, 2016 Report Posted July 14, 2016 17 minutes ago, Sunday21 said: Gators are endlessly amusing! https://www.pinterest.com/EvergladesHolPk/funny-gators/ It's the only way to comeback against macho bullies who are trying to show how tough they are. Either make em laugh or make em' uncomfortable. Quote
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