Riddle Me This

[clbent04]

Riddle me this. Who am I? 

Your sphere of influence, an extension of you, dead at night but in the sun it blooms

[mordorbund]

12 hours ago, clbent04 said:

Riddle me this. Who am I? 

Your sphere of influence, an extension of you, dead at night but in the sun it blooms

 

[clbent04]

On 9/3/2017 at 6:53 AM, mordorbund said:

 

Nice call. That's it

[mordorbund]

 I will now put forth a riddle unto you: Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came forth sweetness.

Or, if you prefer it to rhyme: Out of the eater came something to eat. Out of the strong came something sweet.

[Vort]

What in the Bible are you talking about?

[clbent04]

10 minutes ago, mordorbund said:

 I will now put forth a riddle unto you: Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came forth sweetness.

Or, if you prefer it to rhyme: Out of the eater came something to eat. Out of the strong came something sweet.

How 'bout a little lion dipped in honey? Mmmm mmmm

[mordorbund]

9 minutes ago, clbent04 said:

How 'bout a little lion dipped in honey? Mmmm mmmm

QUIT PLOWING WITH MY HEIFER!!!!!!!!

[clbent04]

10 hours ago, mordorbund said:

 I will now put forth a riddle unto you: Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came forth sweetness.

Or, if you prefer it to rhyme: Out of the eater came something to eat. Out of the strong came something sweet.

Employee: Welcome to McDaniel's Den may I take your order

Customer: Yes, I'll take the 12-piece Lion McNuggets

Employee: Would you like any sauce with that?

Customer: Just a couple packets of honey please

[Guest]

On 9/2/2017 at 8:32 PM, clbent04 said:

Riddle me this. Who am I? 

Your sphere of influence, an extension of you, dead at night but in the sun it blooms

You do realize this forum is titled "introduce yourself", right?

Edited September 6, 2017 by Guest

[clbent04]

47 minutes ago, Carborendum said:

You do realize this forum is titled "introduce yourself", right?

Introduce yourself with a riddle....?  I meant to post in the General Discussion, but here it is in this section

[clbent04]

What walks on four feet in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night?

[NeuroTypical]

man.   

Except for me, I wore a quad-suit a few Halloweens ago.  

 

[Vort]

What's black and white and red all over?

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A nun with a head wound.

[clbent04]

6 hours ago, Vort said:

What's black and white and red all over?

I was gonna say the Civil War

[NeuroTypical]

9 hours ago, Vort said:

What's black and white and red all over?

A nun with a head wound.

Nuns really get the short end of the stick with this one.  They can also be falling down the stairs and in blenders.

If you say the joke out loud, "a newspaper" is a less-violent answer.  But nobody reads newspapers any more, so you'd might as well be making buggy whip jokes.

Humor can be challenging.

[Vort]

2 minutes ago, NeuroTypical said:

Nuns really get the short end of the stick with this one.  They can also be falling down the stairs and in blenders.

If you say the joke out loud, "a newspaper" is a less-violent answer.  But nobody reads newspapers any more, so you'd might as well be making buggy whip jokes.

Humor can be challenging.

I grew up visiting my grandparents in the Tri-Cities, Washington. Their newspaper was the Tri-City Herald. It was black and white, of course, but also incorporated a second color of ink -- red -- to dress up the nameplate and provide occasional emphasis in ads and such. So I grew up not understanding the pun, thinking that the word really was the color "red".

[clbent04]

What am I?

It attacks others, but it doesn’t attack you. The flame of life

[clbent04]

On 1/1/2018 at 11:24 AM, clbent04 said:

What am I?

It attacks others, but it doesn’t attack you. The flame of life

Real stumper, eh? Answer is your breath

[clbent04]

For anyone who was a serious NBA fan during the Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant eras, I will be seriously impressed if you can answer this:

Joe Dumars is to Michael Jordan, as __________ (fill in blank) is to Kobe Bryant

Edited November 24, 2018 by clbent04

[clbent04]

No MJ and Kobe fans here? Eeish. Answer is Tracy McGrady. Michael Jordan said no one guarded him better than Joe Dumars. Kobe said the said thing of Tracy McGrady.