Gwen Posted November 30, 2007 Report Posted November 30, 2007 so i went to this meeting and there was this really old guy there and he gave a marriage tip to all the guys. i thought i would share it with yall. not an exact quote but best i can recall. guys, let me give you some marriage advice, took me 20yrs to learn this. life is so much better if you can remember this one thing. your wife, is always right. (all the women start laughing and cheering) now, now guys, i'm not selling ya out. we know she ain't right. god knows she ain't right. but she don't have to know she ain't right. when she's happy you get your clicker back, you get your ballgame back, she goes shopping or something and leaves you alone. who cares who's right. be happy, let her be right. we know the truth. :) Quote
Palerider Posted December 1, 2007 Report Posted December 1, 2007 my wife tells me this is her world and she just lets me live in it...and that its all about her Quote
Alaskagain Posted December 1, 2007 Report Posted December 1, 2007 my wife tells me this is her world and she just lets me live in it...and that its all about herand she's right. (see marriage tip above) Quote
Palerider Posted December 1, 2007 Report Posted December 1, 2007 <div class='quotemain'>my wife tells me this is her world and she just lets me live in it...and that its all about herand she's right. (see marriage tip above)LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
begood2 Posted December 1, 2007 Report Posted December 1, 2007 so i went to this meeting and there was this really old guy there and he gave a marriage tip to all the guys. i thought i would share it with yall. not an exact quote but best i can recall.guys, let me give you some marriage advice, took me 20yrs to learn this. life is so much better if you can remember this one thing. your wife, is always right.(all the women start laughing and cheering)now, now guys, i'm not selling ya out. we know she ain't right. god knows she ain't right. but she don't have to know she ain't right. when she's happy you get your clicker back, you get your ballgame back, she goes shopping or something and leaves you alone. who cares who's right. be happy, let her be right. we know the truth.:)Thanks for sharing! I enjoyed it! Quote
the_jason Posted December 1, 2007 Report Posted December 1, 2007 be happy, let her be right. we know the truth.This is my favorite part. Everyone knows men rule the world. We let women think they rule the world to keep them occupied while we formulate our evil plans. Mwuahahaha.*Ducks his head to avoid flying objects.* Quote
Palerider Posted December 1, 2007 Report Posted December 1, 2007 <div class='quotemain'>be happy, let her be right. we know the truth.This is my favorite part. Everyone knows men rule the world. We let women think they rule the world to keep them occupied while we formulate our evil plans. Mwuahahaha.*Ducks his head to avoid flying objects.*I wasn't thinking ducking.....you might want to go into hiding!!!!! Quote
the_jason Posted December 1, 2007 Report Posted December 1, 2007 If my wife doesn't read this then I think I'm safe. For now. Quote
mightynancy Posted December 1, 2007 Report Posted December 1, 2007 DH is well aware of the power found in "Yes, dear." He is even teaching our son that sometimes you just gotta say "Yes, ma'aam" and get on with life! Quote
Palerider Posted December 1, 2007 Report Posted December 1, 2007 DH is well aware of the power found in "Yes, dear." He is even teaching our son that sometimes you just gotta say "Yes, ma'aam" and get on with life!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Princess3dward Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 He he he. Why not? I am happy to always be right... and you can swallow your pride and let me for the sake of a happy marriage, right? Quote
tiancum Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 So basically, we are saying here that women are controlling, manipulative, too proud to admit they are wrong, and megalomaniacal. No wonder there are so many people coming out of the closet nowadays. Quote
Princess3dward Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 So basically, we are saying here that women are controlling, manipulative, too proud to admit they are wrong, and megalomaniacal. No wonder there are so many people coming out of the closet nowadays. O U C HBut... aren't we worth it really??? Quote
tiancum Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 O U C HBut... aren't we worth it really??? Thats the problem, you guys totally know you are, so you get away with SUCH ABUSE!/grumble grumble stinking "haughty daughters of Zion". (hey it's sorta fun teasing girls every once in a while...I can't beleive this is happening. usually it's the man who just has to sit and take it...) we are pioneers on this thread. I love most that a woman started the thread. Quote
Princess3dward Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 Thats the problem, you guys totally know you are, so you get away with SUCH ABUSE!LOL! Quote
john doe Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 The saying around my house is 'if she's not happy, nobody's gonna be happy'. One way or another that holds true. Quote
Gwen Posted December 2, 2007 Author Report Posted December 2, 2007 O U C HBut... aren't we worth it really??? Thats the problem, you guys totally know you are, so you get away with SUCH ABUSE!/grumble grumble stinking "haughty daughters of Zion". (hey it's sorta fun teasing girls every once in a while...I can't beleive this is happening. usually it's the man who just has to sit and take it...) we are pioneers on this thread. I love most that a woman started the thread.you are most welcome lol the fact that a woman started the thread is the only reason you are getting away with it. we all like to make fun of ourselves once in awhile but only we can do it. no one else is allowed to lol kinda like red necks can make red neck jokes but all others had better back off. only brothers are allowed to call their sisters names any other boys do it and they are looking for a fight. just part of life. Quote
Palerider Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 My wife is the Primary President.....she was short of teachers today....she walked up to me and said....I need your help, come with me, you are going to help me in Primary today.....what was my response????? Yes Mam!!!!!! Quote
prisonchaplain Posted December 2, 2007 Report Posted December 2, 2007 MARRIAGE COUNSELING 101:HAPPY WIFEHAPPY LIFE Quote
Palerider Posted December 3, 2007 Report Posted December 3, 2007 MARRIAGE COUNSELING 101:HAPPY WIFEHAPPY LIFE Quote
prisonchaplain Posted December 3, 2007 Report Posted December 3, 2007 You could have used this class when you were a bishop, I'll bet. :-) Quote
Palerider Posted December 3, 2007 Report Posted December 3, 2007 You could have used this class when you were a bishop, I'll bet. :-)I had that class.....before I was called as a Bishop .....I once read the book titled.....Men are from Mars and Women are From Venus......to be totally honest...that was a great book...one that all married couples should read. Quote
prisonchaplain Posted December 3, 2007 Report Posted December 3, 2007 The person above me references the exhaustive edition of the class I took. Simple me, I just took the one with two flash cards--see post #21. :-) Quote
Palerider Posted December 3, 2007 Report Posted December 3, 2007 The person above me references the exhaustive edition of the class I took. Simple me, I just took the one with two flash cards--see post #21. :-)I bought my wife a pin that she wears to work...."Its all about me" Quote
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