Kebabs

[Jamie123]

There is only one kebab shop within walking distance of my work, and up until now I have found them brilliant. Even a "small lamb doner" (which is what I normally have) is well worth the £7 you pay for it. Lots of meat. Lots of salad. And they heat the nan bread up for you and cut it properly and put the meat and salad inside in the PROPER way.

When I went there today it was a new bloke, and I didn't like the look on his face. A bit self-satisfied. The equipment was all different. The counter was in a different position, closer to the door. Presumably it was "under new management".

When he gave me the kebab it felt suspiciously light. Got it back to my office and found that the meat was nothing like as plentiful as usual. The salad was little more than lettuce and onion. And....IT WAS ALMOST COLD!!!!!

AND IT STILL COST £7!!!! Absolute RIP OFF!!! I'm not going back there again.

Grumble, grumble, groan. I blame Starmer!

Edited December 4, 2024 by Jamie123

[mikbone]

He will be out of business soon.  Leave a suitable review.  These people need instant Karma.

This is exactly why I would prefer to go  the Celestial kingdom. 

Do you think this guy deserves the Terrestrial, Telestial, or OD?

[NeuroTypical]

We have a German restaurant near my work.  They do something with beets and lamb meat that is the most amazing thing I've ever tasted.  

Haven't been for a while.  Must go back.

(And it's döner.)

Edited December 4, 2024 by NeuroTypical

[Carborendum]

15 minutes ago, mikbone said:

He will be out of business soon.  Leave a suitable review.  These people need instant Karma.

This is exactly why I would prefer to go  the Celestial kingdom. 

Do you think this guy deserves the Terrestrial, Telestial, or OD?

Depends on the naan.  Great naan can cover a multitude of sins.

[NeuroTypical]