Here's a Question....

[Rebky]

If a pig looses his voice, is he disgruntled?

[WANDERER]

If not actually disgruntled, far from being gruntled

[Rebky]

indeed.... :) and then I wonder this, if people from Poland are called Poles, why are people from Holland not called Holes?

[Rebky]

And this may not be Saint-like but.... If it's true that we are to help 'others', then what exactly are 'the others' here for?

[Dr T]

Those are great! Thanks for those Reb :)

[havejoy]

If olive oil is made from pressed olives what is baby oil made from?

[Dr T]

Hahahahaha Havejoy!

[checkerboy]

If the plural of mouse is mice and the plural of louse is lice, shouldn't the plural of house be hice?

[Rebky]

Exactly! And what hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?!?!

[Dr T]

Hahahaha-those are great! Keep them coming.

[Rebky]

Well... since you are the man with all the fascinating facts, and I am the girl with a gazillion questions..... Whatever happened to Preparations A thru G?

[Canuck Mormon]

If olive oil is made from pressed olives what is baby oil made from?

:o:o

Hilarious!!!!!!!!

[Vanilla]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[Rebky]

hahaha! If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

[Dr T]

I love them all. I posted a lot of these but my "search" function is not working so I can't find them. I'll look later

[scdoyle]

If the plural for goose is geese, shouldn't the plural for moose be meese.

[Rebky]

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be de-lighted,*musicians de-noted, cowboys de-ranged, models de-posed,*tree surgeons de-barked, and dry cleaners de-pressed?

[Dr T]

Hahahahaha those are great too!

[Elphaba]

If a pig looses his voice, is he disgruntled?

If it happens while he is rolling around in the mud, you bet he is disgruntled!

However, if he is grunting in the mud, while rolling around and catching your eye, you will then understand what true contentment really is. It's too bad pigs can't smile.

That is, happiness is defined as "a pig rolling around in the mud." Nothing is more soothing or serene than a mammal rolling around in the mud. Try it next time you happen to find yourself in the presence of a sad pig and a pit of mud.

Elphaba

[Dr T]

Hi Elph,

Been missing you :)

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Pigs don't sweat (wait that belongs in another thread)

[havejoy]

Why are those buildings called apartments (apart-ments) when they are actually a bunch of homes stuck together? Shouldn't they be called togetherments or stuckments?

[Canuck Mormon]

From a Gilbert & Sullivan play I believe:

Why does a BROWN cow give WHITE milk, when it only eats GREEN grass?

[Moksha]

Nothing is more soothing or serene than a mammal rolling around in the mud.

Elphaba

Or a roll in the hay.

[the Ogre]

Hi Elph,

Been missing you :)

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Pigs don't sweat (wait that belongs in another thread)

Yep, only men.

[skalenfehl]

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Do you find it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do a practice?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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