Rebky Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 If a pig looses his voice, is he disgruntled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WANDERER Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 · Hidden Hidden If not actually disgruntled, far from being gruntled Link to comment
Rebky Posted February 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 indeed.... :) and then I wonder this, if people from Poland are called Poles, why are people from Holland not called Holes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebky Posted February 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 And this may not be Saint-like but.... If it's true that we are to help 'others', then what exactly are 'the others' here for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Those are great! Thanks for those Reb :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havejoy Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 If olive oil is made from pressed olives what is baby oil made from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Hahahahaha Havejoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
checkerboy Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 If the plural of mouse is mice and the plural of louse is lice, shouldn't the plural of house be hice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebky Posted February 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Exactly! And what hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Hahahaha-those are great! Keep them coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebky Posted February 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Well... since you are the man with all the fascinating facts, and I am the girl with a gazillion questions..... Whatever happened to Preparations A thru G? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Mormon Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 If olive oil is made from pressed olives what is baby oil made from?:o:oHilarious!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebky Posted February 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 hahaha! If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 I love them all. I posted a lot of these but my "search" function is not working so I can't find them. I'll look later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scdoyle Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 If the plural for goose is geese, shouldn't the plural for moose be meese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebky Posted February 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be de-lighted,*musicians de-noted, cowboys de-ranged, models de-posed,*tree surgeons de-barked, and dry cleaners de-pressed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Hahahahaha those are great too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elphaba Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 If a pig looses his voice, is he disgruntled?If it happens while he is rolling around in the mud, you bet he is disgruntled! However, if he is grunting in the mud, while rolling around and catching your eye, you will then understand what true contentment really is. It's too bad pigs can't smile. That is, happiness is defined as "a pig rolling around in the mud." Nothing is more soothing or serene than a mammal rolling around in the mud. Try it next time you happen to find yourself in the presence of a sad pig and a pit of mud. Elphaba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Hi Elph, Been missing you :) === Pigs don't sweat (wait that belongs in another thread) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havejoy Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Why are those buildings called apartments (apart-ments) when they are actually a bunch of homes stuck together? Shouldn't they be called togetherments or stuckments? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Mormon Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 From a Gilbert & Sullivan play I believe: Why does a BROWN cow give WHITE milk, when it only eats GREEN grass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moksha Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Nothing is more soothing or serene than a mammal rolling around in the mud. Elphaba Or a roll in the hay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Ogre Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Hi Elph,Been missing you :)===Pigs don't sweat (wait that belongs in another thread)Yep, only men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skalenfehl Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Why do 7-11's have locks on the doors if they are open 24 hours?If cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands buttered side down...what happens when you butter a cats back and drop it?What happens when you get scared half to death twice?Do you find it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do a practice?Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?What was the best thing before sliced bread?What color does a smurf turn when you choke it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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