MorningStar Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 1. What would be the ultimate Heaven for you? My whole family would be there, there would be this awesome cafe with every food you could ever imagine, a spa, I would be able to access every memory I ever wanted like it was still happening, and I would be able to have my kids be babies again whenever I wanted them to. :) There would also be lots of beautiful music, gorgeous scenery, etc. 2. What kind of Hell would be the absolute worst punishment, tailored especially for you? The men would all sound like Gilbert Gottfried, the women would sound like Rosie Perez (the way she sounded in "It Could Happen to You") or maybe Fran Drescher. The only water available would taste like the kind you get from a drinking fountain that hasn't been used all year, there would be lakes of mayonnaise, all food would contain mayonnaise, there would be a horrible smell, and the sound of millions of toddlers having a tantrum while banging on pots and pans. There's a start anyway. Quote
miko Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 my ultimate heaven would have alot of video games,manga,and t.v. there would be a skate park,my family and friends,pools and snowboarding my worst nightmare for hell i have no idea Quote
tiancum Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 Heaven would be, just being around the people i love, my daddy, brother, wife children and best friends. hell would be the last 10 years of my life. reliving it forever... praying for deliverance, having no strength left to fight...and knowing there is no end. Luckily, there will be an end. YAY JESUS!! I tell you one thing, he sure is my best friend now. Quote
skalenfehl Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 I think a fun version of heaven for me would be to have all the leisure time I need to learn to play and master the piano and all the instruments I desired to compose beautiful music. I'd then move on to writing the perfect work of fiction, having time to catch up on all my reading with a giant room full of all the classic literature, all the brass and gold plates and papyrus of scripture ever written, learn the history of man from the beginning of the world until the time Christ's second comiing, etc. Then being able to converse with the great people that ever lived, like the ancient prophets, and other great historical figures. Then again I might be distracted by all the new opportunities for growth and learning in the next life, too. Hell for me would simply be not being able to continue pursuing my dreams, being stuck in darkness with no light or sound, just the unending regret and memory of the opportunities I threw away. Quote
puf_the_majic_dragon Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 1. What would be the ultimate Heaven for you?My whole family would be there, there would be this awesome cafe with every food you could ever imagine, a spa, I would be able to access every memory I ever wanted like it was still happening, and I would be able to have my kids be babies again whenever I wanted them to. :) There would also be lots of beautiful music, gorgeous scenery, etc.2. What kind of Hell would be the absolute worst punishment, tailored especially for you?The men would all sound like Gilbert Gottfried, the women would sound like Rosie Perez (the way she sounded in "It Could Happen to You") or maybe Fran Drescher. The only water available would taste like the kind you get from a drinking fountain that hasn't been used all year, there would be lakes of mayonnaise, all food would contain mayonnaise, there would be a horrible smell, and the sound of millions of toddlers having a tantrum while banging on pots and pans.There's a start anyway. 1. What would be the ultimate Heaven for you?I've tasted Heaven in the heart of a woman. There is no joy greater than fairy tale idealistic fantasy story Wesley and Buttercup TRUE LOVE :)2. What kind of Hell would be the absolute worst punishment, tailored especially for you?Tasting of Heaven then being left to spend eternity never being able to experience it again; left alone in a life going nowhere, living with no purpose, breathing with no desire, slivers of hope slipping away with every passing moment. Oh wait, didn't mean to tell you my life's story Quote
Alaskagain Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 aw, puf, youve got me crying over here. cut it out. Heaven would have me sitting at a desk in the file room in the basement of the administration building filling in all the family tree blank spaces for everyone and consequently having ALL of my family around! Hell would be someplace eternally cold and icy like Siberia. brrrr. Or not being able to sleep. hmm. Maybe not be permitted to sleep in a really really cold place. That would be it. Quote
Jbs2763 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 heaven would be the Pats, Cowboys, and Raiders going 0-16 every year.... Quote
puf_the_majic_dragon Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 aw, puf, youve got me crying over here. cut it out.Oh so sorry. I try not to be so sentimental but I must have had a relapse. I'll talk to my doctor about it...heaven would be the Pats, Cowboys, and Raiders going 0-16 every year....Isn't that kind of like everyone winning the lottery? Except how do you split a superbowl trophy? Quote
Canuck Mormon Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 heaven would be the Pats, Cowboys, and Raiders going 0-16 every year....Don't be smackin' my Raiders!!Heaven is waking up beside my wife everyday.Hell would be her not being there. Quote
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