PrinceofLight2000

Hopefully it'll be under Christ.

This is what happens when you fornicate with 75764753453563 people. At this rate, HIV will spread amongst the general population very slowly until it gets to the point where tons of people are born with it because of others' stupid choices, and it'll become a majority. Extremely scary.

First skit only.

It's all fun and games until someone passes out.

One time, my dad's family and I took a trip to Cape Cod, and they always go to Provincetown. It's tradition to have one big dinner at a restaurant called the Lobster Pot during the week we are there. I got some blackened tuna sashimi, and it came with way more wasabi on the side than I could handle, so I had quite a bit left over. I paid my uncle five bucks to down the remaining tablespoon and a half of it and, it was the best five bucks I had spent on our trip! His face was absolutely priceless (the guy is completely bald and turns red as a cherry, we thought he was going to explode), he couldn't see or breathe for the next ten minutes. When his meal came he was even more annoyed because what he ordered had wasabi in it as well. We were all cracking up. Then, there was another time where I was staying with them at their house in Vermont. Apparently a couple weeks before then, my grandmother had been staying with them. She's a little odd, and she decided to "save space" in their refrigerator by mixing about 5 different bottles of hot sauce together, all of varying heats, and I think one had even been a less powerful additive. Coincidentally, they had just had a lot of leftovers worth of Chinese catering from a party, and there was some strong Chinese mustard left. I told my uncle I'd give him a dollar if he ate it, and so he did. There wasn't much left and it was really easy. Then he asked me if I wanted my dollar back, and I said of course. Here comes the fun part. Out from the fridge he pulls a bottle of Frank's Red Hot. At this point I'm thinking, "Oh, this'll be easy, it's just Frank's." Little did I know it was the insane death mixture my grandmother had made. I took the impression that they had thrown it out after they found out what happened. Nope! So, my uncle gets out a shot glass and pours about half a shot's worth of this stuff for me to drink. I downed it, and it didn't really hit me till about ten minutes later. My mouth was burning pretty badly, and it felt like my stomach had contracted into a brick of lead. Everything was burning, I was sweating like crazy, and I'm fairly certain the different hot sauces had varying starts and finishes, which pretty much nuked my digestive system. Then he told me what it was. I proceeded to semi-freak out, and demanded that he took the same punishment I had because there was no way that was worth a dollar. Being the nice guy he is, he decided to suffer with me. I ended up taking it a lot better than he did in the end. Fortunately it didn't kill me on the way out, but it did him. I'm pretty sure he blew up their bathroom the next day.

I thought I was the only one. hahaha. He probably HULK SMASHes people with it.

Bold 1 + Bold 2 = LOL.

They need a replacement Simon. Is this even theoretically possible?

America's Got Talent > American Idol. /thread Yes, I'm that bold.

If you're saying the government is indebted to us because of bonds and such and that it's part of the problem, then we agree. I thought you were saying that the personal debt held by the public was a greater menace than the debt held by the government. The terminology for this stuff is seemingly counter-intuitive.

She's got the wrong attitude. All it's supposed to do is help you kick the habit, not to be a complete substitute.

At which point there would be no denying the facts. Why not wait till then to worry about this?

Now this makes zero sense. haha.

Ohhh, we're talking Utah. I didn't notice that until after I read your post. hahaha.

As far as I know, the "principals" are just hall monitors with a big title.

Use it in private, in that case. If the Lord knows your intentions while using it, then that shouldn't be an issue.

Use water instead of what they give you?

I can't edit your posts, but I can edit my quotes of you. Loopholes ftw.

Fixed. People need to keep their eyes out with teachers at school, too. It's amazing how many of these sickos get through the vetting process.

You guys would do well to get a large firebox, in which you could put a removable hard drive. :)

That's the first I've heard this line of thought, but this is for another thread. Now, just to clarify. Polygamy was definitely doctrine, if only for its time. Those who engaged in it were called and commanded by God. Also, that's why it's in the Doctrine and Covenants, and it's also why the Manifesto is also in the Doctrine and Covenants.

How does caring (or not caring) about the technicalities pertaining to how Heavenly Father, through Christ, chose to create man and the earth stop one from obtaining a testimony of God, of Christ, that the LDS church is the true church of Christ, and that our prophets were indeed prophets? Sure, it might be an important factor for you to understand, but some of us just plain don't care enough to find out right now, and would much rather wait till later to solve the more temporal mysteries of existence. This sort of knowledge would be rather trivial for us to possess. It's inconsequential to accepting the gospel as truth. This is like saying I need to figure out all the holes in Newtonian physics myself, learn the logic of computers entirely, or learn the exact biology of insects or else I'm going to face spiritual doubt. I think there are a lot of people who aren't physicists, programmers, or biologists who don't have a problem believing in the gospel. It's the same for anyone who doesn't choose to study the truths (and possibly un-truths) of evolutionary theory. In short, not fully understanding the tools by which we were created doesn't mean we can't come to terms with the fact that we were created. To all the people on the fence with this issue, again, don't worry about it. Whether we were made from an evolutionary process or literally from the dust of the earth, we're all still Heavenly Father's children. Darwin's own words work well to illustrate my point. Thanks HiJolly!

I'm gonna sum up the solution to this thread in one sentence: How Heavenly Father chose to create man is NOT relevant to anyone's salvation. SO STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT. Please? We'll find out what went down in the afterlife.

Incorrect. Notice the redirect. :) Government debt - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia