MorningStar Posted June 6, 2008 Report Posted June 6, 2008 A lot of you have probably seen this already, but I like to read it once in a while for a laugh. You Are Different and That's BadThe Boy Who Died From Eating All His VegetablesDad's New Wife RobertFun Four-Letter Words to Know and ShareHammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It BookThe Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking.Curious George and the High-Voltage FenceAll Cats Go to HellThe Little Sissy Who SnitchedSome Puppies Can FlyThat's it, I'm Putting You Up for AdoptionGrandpa Gets a CasketThe Magic World Inside the Abandoned RefrigeratorGarfield Gets Feline LeukemiaThe Pop-Up Book of Human AnatomyStrangers Have the Best CandyWhining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your WayYou Were an AccidentThings Rich Kids Have, But You Never WillPop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave GamesThe Man in the Moon Is Actually SatanYour Nightmares Are RealWhere Would You Like to Be Buried?Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your SchoolWhy Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat ThingsDaddy Drinks Because You Cry Quote
L_and_P21 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Posted June 6, 2008 LOL. fantastic. absolutely fantastic. but 15, 18 and the last one are just horrible Quote
skalenfehl Posted June 6, 2008 Report Posted June 6, 2008 :animatedlol: Oh I laughed so hard! I've never seen this list before. And I'm a writer with a twisted imagination. I can already see the plots to some of these. So horribly funny! I'm bad! That's it I'm putting you up for adoption Quote
Dr T Posted June 6, 2008 Report Posted June 6, 2008 Those are GREAT!!! I really laughed at many of them. Thank you very much for those, MS. Quote
WANDERER Posted June 6, 2008 Report Posted June 6, 2008 Very funny. Haven't seen this list: I'll have to forward it on. Quote
utcowboy Posted June 6, 2008 Report Posted June 6, 2008 I haven't seen this either... and thank you for the laugh as we start another wonderful weekend :) Quote
SmilingRedhead Posted June 6, 2008 Report Posted June 6, 2008 ROFL!!!! Loved it! Absolutely hilarious Quote
Bookmeister Posted June 6, 2008 Report Posted June 6, 2008 Okay, so why are these funny again??? LOL Quote
MorningStar Posted June 6, 2008 Author Report Posted June 6, 2008 Yay! I love making people laugh. I don't know why, but the last one makes me laugh the hardest. Once in a while I google that one so I can read the whole thing again. Have you guys ever read Uncle Shelby's ABZ's by Shel Silverstein? I love that guy and this book is kind of like that list, only it's a book that actually made it! Of course, it's not really for kids with advice like, "M is for Money. Your parents fight over money. Burn all their money and they won't fight anymore." Why don't I own that book? I need to find it. Quote
Bookmeister Posted June 7, 2008 Report Posted June 7, 2008 Some of my favorite children's books include Nancy Drew and the Cranky Shotgun and The Hardy Boys Visit Folsom Prison. And, of course, that all time favorite hit, Mommy and Daddy Don't Love You Best. Quote
aruth5000 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Posted June 7, 2008 oh wow ... haha i cant stop laughing .. its to early for me to read threads like this Quote
Guest HEthePrimate Posted June 7, 2008 Report Posted June 7, 2008 LOL! Those are so evil! Thanks for the laugh. :) Quote
Moksha Posted June 8, 2008 Report Posted June 8, 2008 Forget about Daddy: Have Some of these Barbecued RibsMissy Could You Run The Scissors Over Here?Go Play by the Stream Quote
Bookmeister Posted June 9, 2008 Report Posted June 9, 2008 Mommy Left and It's Your Fault. Mr. Radiation's Book of Green Things. What is Divorce and How you Can Help. Only Sissies Have Drink Boxes. Why You Have to Go Stay With Grandpa and Grandma. Things Under the Bed at the Hospital. Quote
SmilingRedhead Posted June 13, 2008 Report Posted June 13, 2008 "Peas, marbles and other fun things to stick up your nose!" "How to get daddy to say yes when mummy has said no" "When I said your bunny had escaped to find his fluffy friends and live in green meadows, I really meant that the fox bit his head off and he is now in a black sack in the garbage..." Quote
Guest pinkiwikisses Posted June 13, 2008 Report Posted June 13, 2008 "Peas, marbles and other fun things to stick up your nose!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it! :) Quote
Bookmeister Posted June 13, 2008 Report Posted June 13, 2008 (edited) The lost Dr. Seuss book, "Will This Fit Inside Your Ear?" Fun Games for You and Your Tractor. How Many Buttons Can You Push on the Telephone? Mommy Likes to Play Hide and Seek. Children's Activities for the Grocery Store. Edited June 14, 2008 by Bookmeister typo Quote
Bookmeister Posted June 14, 2008 Report Posted June 14, 2008 How to Sharpen Daddy's Knives and Axes. What's in this Bottle Under the Sink? Quote
Truegrits Posted June 14, 2008 Report Posted June 14, 2008 Honestly, The Deep End Is More Fun!!! Lets See How Strong Those Tree Limbs Really Are! Quote
Dr T Posted June 14, 2008 Report Posted June 14, 2008 hahaha you guys are sick but funny. I must be sick too Quote
Truegrits Posted June 14, 2008 Report Posted June 14, 2008 Dr T Quote hahaha you guys are sick but funny. I must be sick too I never doubted it for a moment! Quote
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