FUN TOPIC: Things to Ponder

[Hemidakota]

To add some more fun topic, the one that always get me when I hear these ponderuos phrases, in the church, at home, or at work. Let me begin with the first one that we commonly hear;

"If all the worlds is a stage, where is the audience sitting?"

Edited October 26, 2008 by Hemidakota

[LDSgirl]

To add some more fun topic, the one that always get me when I hear these ponderuos phrases, in the church, at home, or at work. Let me begin with the first one that we commonly hear;

"If all the worlds is a stage, where is the audience sitting?"

Out in space!

Darkness before the dawn.

[omega0401]

Here's 20 to think about.... (I always get carried away )

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. (Reality check!)

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number. (Another reality check!)

13. Think about this ... No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning.

14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)

18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than in a Yugo.

19. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.

20. Trying is failing with honor.

[jadams_4040]

To add some more fun topic, the one that always get me when I hear these ponderuos phrases, in the church, at home, or at work. Let me begin with the first one that we commonly hear;

"If all the worlds is a stage, where is the audience sitting?"

Unfortuantly its sitting only in our little minds.:)

[Hemidakota]

If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?

[Dr T]

Those are good. Thanks for those :)

[Hemidakota]

"Can fat people go skinny-dipping?"

[Hemidakota]

"If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat? "

[Slycooper13]

How old do u have to be to die of old age?

[BenRaines]

Omega, I saw one of those ladies at the beach a year or two ago. What I think was at one time a hummingbird on her leg looked like a buzzard. TMI.

Imagine all those back sunrises that will look like nuclear explosions. LOL

Ben Raines

[pam]

Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

[pam]

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

[Truegrits]

Omega, I saw one of those ladies at the beach a year or two ago. What I think was at one time a hummingbird on her leg looked like a buzzard. TMI.

Imagine all those back sunrises that will look like nuclear explosions. LOL

BenRaines

:lol:You know, I do not know which is "odder", the droopy, blurred tats on an elderly woman, or the perfect, perky breasts of a twenty year old on an eighty year old woman??? (I saw plenty of that in my Naples hospital.)

[FunkyTown]

To err is human, to forgive: Bovine.

[pam]

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

[LDSgirl]

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

Flesh colored!

[Hemidakota]

Bahahahaaaa...

"Why are a goose and his wife called geese, but a moose and his wife aren't called meese?"

[Truegrits]

Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when most babies wake up every couple of hours?

[Hemidakota]

"If taught, do gorillas really understand sign language?"

[Hemidakota]

"If you keep trying to prove Murphy's law, will something go wrong? "

[Hemidakota]

"If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? "

[Truegrits]

Ever stop to wonder why it is,

that the sun lightens your hair,

but darkens your skin?

[omega0401]

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

[Hemidakota]

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or a murder? "

[Hemidakota]

"Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? "