Mothers Say The Strangest Things

[bodhigirlsmiles]

here is a spin on the whole "kids say the darndest things" idea....

what strange and nonsensical things has your mother said to you before?

i'll start...."if you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don't come running to me!"

[pam]

http://www.lds.net/forums/general-discussion/14342-25-reasons-i-owe-my-mother.html

[bodhigirlsmiles]

http://www.lds.net/forums/general-discussion/14342-25-reasons-i-owe-my-mother.html

LOL thank you!

[Palerider]

here is a spin on the whole "kids say the darndest things" idea....

what strange and nonsensical things has your mother said to you before?

i'll start...."if you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don't come running to me!"

I heard that at least every other day....:)

[Guest DeborahC]

My seventy-something old mother said to me a few years ago, "I wish I could be more like you!"

I almost fell off my chair!

[Palerider]

did we hear from our Mothers...if you don't stop crying....I will give you something to cry about.....:)

[pam]

It's in my 25 reasons why I owe my mother.

[Palerider]

did anyone hear about....not eating your food and there are starving kids around the world....

[AngelonaWing]

My Mom would say.... Your Right but I have my peace.

[Iggy]

Who ever told you life was fair was lying to you.

Look me in the eyes, now, tell me that story again! (never could lie to her when she did that!)

[Jenamarie]

Okay, one that came out of my mouth last night.

"Raia, do NOT use tongue when you kiss mommy!"

She was pretending to be a puppy and trying to lick my face. My husband was sitting a few feet away and busted out laughing before I realized exactly what I had just said.

[Guest DeborahC]

If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me!

[Palerider]

your really gonna get it when your Father gets home.....:eek:

[Prodigal_Son]

No.

[teddyk]

Please take out the trash,an lock the door behind you.

[bodhigirlsmiles]

Okay, one that came out of my mouth last night.

"Raia, do NOT use tongue when you kiss mommy!"

She was pretending to be a puppy and trying to lick my face. My husband was sitting a few feet away and busted out laughing before I realized exactly what I had just said.

hmmmm....is your daughter beefche?

[havejoy]

"Don't do what I said. Do what I meant!"

[Guest DeborahC]

If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?

[Guest DeborahC]

When I was a kid, we didn't have ______________(fill in the blank).

[siouxz72]

One time my mom called my sister all in a tizzy because she had lost her buttons... we all wondered if that was like losing her marbles?! :)

[Palerider]

If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?

I heard that alot......

[ruthiechan]

I was telling my Mom about my first hydroplane experience (no one told me there didn't have to be much in the way of water on the road, and it hadn't been raining so I was like WAAAAGH). She asked me, "Did you enjoy it?"