beefche Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 This happened to me a couple of weeks ago while in a hotel on a business trip. I thought I'd share to give giggles as well as make you feel better about yourself. Obviously, YOU would never do something as dumb as this.....Cut/paste from an email to friends.........My decline into sin......So, I'm in a hotel and decide that I should go eat dinner. I go to an Italian restaurant and order a seafood pasta dish. It wasn't until I saw the waiter coming towards me with my dinner that I remembered that I had forgotten to ask him to not put white wine in the dish (I know some people say the alcohol is cooked out, but I'm not one of those people). I felt badly, but realized that it's nothing to worry that much about--it's not something I need to confess.I eventually head back to my room. I watch the awesome Duke/Wake Forest game and after it's over (yea WF!), decide to channel surf. I'm flipping through the channels, when I come across something that I simply can't figure out. What the heck is this? It looks like a movie, but not a very good one and I truly can't even tell what's on the screen. Then the camera pans out (it was a close up of something) and I realize it's an adult movie!!!!! Yeah, NOW I know what that close up was.I quickly call the front desk to inform them that I did not order this movie, to remove it from my bill and to block it from the TV. I also noticed that another channel looks as if a movie was going to begin and made sure they blocked that one as well.As I thought about this today, I realized that I drank wine and watched a porno yesterday. Hmmm, I wonder what blatant sins I'll commit today! Anyone have a golden calf to worship or someone who needs to be offed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 As I read that post I was hoping that lightning would not strike me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxz72 Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 oh man!! beefche!! that was awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missingsomething Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 hahaha.. I almost pee'd my pants! I will not call you beefche anymore but rather sinche! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 You shameful wicked wicked girl. But I still love ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolgirl Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Beefche, Any experience in assassination?Sniping?Propping your elbows on the table?I'd love to know! lol jk jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 You shameful wicked wicked girl. But I still love ya.See, the rest of the story is that a few days later, some of us got together from work and played poker. First time for me to play Texas Hold'em --I came in 3rd. So, I'm a drunk, porno-addicted gambler. Who also likes to lick screens. Still love me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 (edited) Yep. Now could I trouble you for a glass of milk? Edited February 20, 2009 by pam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ceeboo Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Hey Beefche, That's a great story :) Not that this is important ( just very curious ), In the porn movies you watched, were the actors cows??? or no ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ceeboos_Boss Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Beefche, Dont worry honey we all have those good days... umm I mean bad days..(wink) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilered Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 See, the rest of the story is that a few days later, some of us got together from work and played poker. First time for me to play Texas Hold'em --I came in 3rd. So, I'm a drunk, porno-addicted gambler. Who also likes to lick screens. Still love me? Your mooving tail inspired me. It was udderly facinating . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Hey Beefche,That's a great story :)Not that this is important ( just very curious ), In the porn movies you watched, were the actors cows??? or no ??Must. Resist. Inappropriate. Comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilered Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 You figure it out, the name of it was the "Red Bull " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost_one Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Im disgusted. Here i am, on a forum with a sinner. I guess i will have to abandon LDS.net. Its now been corrupted by your evil evil ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Part of the repentance process is confession - I think we gotcha covered, beefche. My buddy got to go to Germany as a youth ambasador thing while in High School. The folks there were very nice, they even went out of their way to provide non-alcoholic beer for the students in those big German steins. My buddy drank several steins, and a good time was had by all. A while later, he discovered that "non-alcoholic" beer in Germany is really "reduced alcohol" beer - and it actually has about the same alcohol content as our domestic beer here in the states. He now knew why he forgot the simple German phrase to thank his host, and why he was singing and dancing all the way back to the hotel room. He figures he drank a little more than a six-pack of beer at that meal. LM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moksha Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Bully for you Beefche for seeking contentment in your own pasture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miztrniceguy Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 wow, Beefche...i didn't know you were that kinda gal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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