glow_inthe_dark_girl Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 i was browsing random stuff in the web and then I ended up on this website Urban Myth-Spencer W. Kimball & Yoda - Mormon Apologetics & Discussion Board .. Mormon myths 2 - Mormonism, The Mormon Church, Beliefs, & Religion - MormonWikiLDS World LDS Internet Hoaxes and Mormon Urban Legends - SHIELDSwhat do you think about this? was master yoda based on Pres. Kimball, some say he was cause george lukas was a personal friend of President Kimball...do you know some other myths such as these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moksha Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 You would need to put Yoda in a suit and tie for a true comparison.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moksha Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Is this true: Mormons can only go to the McDonalds in their ward boundaries unless they have permission by the Stake President? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyTown Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Is this true: Mormons can only go to the McDonalds in their ward boundaries unless they have permission by the Stake President? Completely true. Mormons on vacation will oftentimes carry their church records with them so, when they go to a new city, they can temporarily move within the ward boundaries of whatever McDonald's they want to go to.Also, Mormons are required to listen to at least twenty minutes of Osmond's songs on every road trip that includes at least an hour of driving.Plus, if you're going to baptize a non-English Speaker without the War Mission Leader's permission, you must ensure the lake contains no devilfish or sewage valves going in to it. This is to maintain the purity of the baptism.PS: I'm making all of this stuff up. I wasn't going to put this, but I realized I didn't want to read 15 years from now about how Mormons all have to listen to the Osmonds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maya Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 NO 2 HOURS of Osmonds at LEAST! Definately! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I'm making all of this stuff up.Awwww....and I was about to call the missionaries about having myself baptised! Now I'm disillusioned.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyTown Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Oh my gosh, Jamie. I just realized you're from London in the UK. I live in Egham. I know a few University Professors from 'round there who teach at the Institute of Religion near Hyde Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I would say skip Mc Donalds and listen more to The Osmonds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moksha Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Is it truth or myth, that "by their fry sauce ye shall know them"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prospectmom Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 no it is by their funeral potatoes and lime jello Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Also, Mormons are required to listen to at least twenty minutes of Osmond's songs My sister must have been a VERY staunch Mormon even as a teenager because we had to listen to Donny over and over and over and over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl62 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 I would say skip Mc Donalds and listen more to The OsmondsAs long as it's rockin' Osmonds, then it ain't too shabby. Crazy Horses, Gotta Get Love, The Last Days and a couple of others are actually some cool hard rockin' pieces. I even read somewhere that Def Leppard does Crazy Horses live. The Donny and Marie stuff you can have though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glow_inthe_dark_girl Posted July 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 oops may be I need to go to my bishop as I went to another mc donald's that wasn't in my area lol ... who are the osmonds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moksha Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 who are the osmonds? Some music group from the olden days. Maybe Pam knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Well apparently Mormons aren't allowed to send flowers:YouTube - Why can't Mormons send flowers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanette Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Hmmm, guess my DH didn't know that in our courting days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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