pam Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 We were having fun in another thread that we kind of hijacked going over the lines from the movie Airplane. What's your favorite movie lines? Let's keep them PG-13 and under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bytor2112 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 I'm your huckleberry - Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenamarie Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 "She turned me into a newt!" [villagers looking askance] "Well... I got better..." John Cleese, Monty Phython and the Holy Grail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john doe Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Napoleon, give me some of your tots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenamarie Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 "What do you expect me to do; dress in drag and do the hula?" The Lion King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bytor2112 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 I am Marve Gomez....the leatherman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead. Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You've made your decision then? Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I? Man in Black: Australia. Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You're just stalling now. Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work. Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS! Man in Black: Then make your choice. Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be? Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets] Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything. Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours. Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ] Man in Black: You guessed wrong. Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john doe Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Badges??? We don't need no steenking badges!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 I'm not crazy..I've just been in a bad mood for 40 years. Steel Magnolias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 *listening to country music* Does the term cruel and unusual punishment mean anything to you? Remember the Titans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honor Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Jim Barrett: Why don't I like you?Steven Spurrier: Because you think I'm a [jerk], and I'm not really, I'm just British and... well... you're not.- Bottle Shock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 It's the ending scene, and Doc Savage has saved the world, yet again. He stands with a beautiful, buxom gal, who looks into his eyes with longing and hope, yet sadness. He's explained that since he is in constant danger, they can't possibly be together. He looks carefully into her eyes, and the audience awaits, expecting the obligatory goodbye kiss.He closes in on her, bunches his fist and gently taps her cheek and says, "I knew you'd understand. You're a brick." And he just walks away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 When Chekhov saw the long winter he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 I think everything must go back to the fact I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention. Antz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Godless Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. -Fight Club A Revolution without dancing is a Revolution not worth having. -V for Vendetta While I'm at it, why don't I just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up oil prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hashpipe, and join the National Guard? I could be elected president. -Good Will Hunting I say you are the Messiah. And I should know, I've followed a few. -Life of Brian I'm no martyr. I did it for the money. But it's not worth much if you can't face yourself in the mirror. Respect is the ultimate currency. -Inside Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 It's the ending scene, and Doc Savage has saved the world, yet again. He stands with a beautiful, buxom gal, who looks into his eyes with longing and hope, yet sadness. He's explained that since he is in constant danger, they can't possibly be together. He looks carefully into her eyes, and the audience awaits, expecting the obligatory goodbye kiss.He closes in on her, bunches his fist and gently taps her cheek and says, "I knew you'd understand. You're a brick." And he just walks away...That's an obscure one... but I remember it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Barney: You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you? Fred: Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME! Barney: I won't tell her, Fred. Fred: Thanks pal. Not a movie..but I remembered it for some reason so had to go look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Godless Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 This is not about the chinaman! This is about drawing a line in the sand! Across this line, you do not cross! Across this line... Oh, and Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please. -The Big Lebowski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ploomf Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Not technically a movie but... "You think you've seen how fast a deer can run, you haven't seen anything till you've seen a deer on a bicycle." From the stage-play adaptation of Patrick McManus’s A Fine and Pleasant Misery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 "If the Good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates!" Willy Wonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozone Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 (edited) I love when Patrick Swayze turn to his lover in bed and said " Didoe " Meaning I love you too. in the movie (Ghost).[/color[ Edited September 15, 2009 by Ozone Picture not coming up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyTown Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 "Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun" - Ash from Army of Darkness. "Ba da da dada da dadada da DA! *MOOOOAN*" Shaun, his friend and a random zombie singing in Shaun of the Dead "It was like David versus Goliath, only this time, DAVID won!" - Homer Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deblldo Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 as he was my hero and my fave film it has to be... "nobody puts baby in the corner" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hordak Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Flight Attendant: Would you like something to drink?Ellen: No, thank you.Clark: I'll have a Coke.Flight Attendant: Do you want that in the can?Clark: No, I'll have it right here. Bob Hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 "It started out like Romeo and Juliet...but it ended in tragedy!"Milhouse (Bart Simpson's friend)(Not exactly a movie quote, I know!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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