Bini Posted February 26, 2010 Report Posted February 26, 2010 » Find out! Be sure to submit your "forum username" for this :]Your Pokéname is:PikabraProfileYou live in the searing volcanoes of Libya, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, garbage and tea.Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)You can eat iron filings. You can throw kippers. You can drink Mr. PiBB. You can throw bricks. You can shoot Dr. Pepper. You can spit 8-track tapes. You can shoot tahini.Natural EnemiesYour natural enemy is Vulwad.Anyway, thought this was funny and thought some of you might get a kick out of it too, especially, if you're a parent that had kids go through the Pokémon phase.. Quote
Wingnut Posted February 26, 2010 Report Posted February 26, 2010 Your Pokéname is:StarriderProfileYou live in the searing volcanoes of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly of insects, macaroni and cheese and industrial runoff.Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)You have interchangeable body parts.You have a fear of Dr. Pepper.You can eat bricks.You can spit force bolts.You can resist maple syrup.You have a cell phone.You have a fear of rocks.You can shoot sand.Natural EnemiesYour natural enemy is Lickizard. Quote
Moksha Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 Your Pokéname is:OmnipenguinProfileYou live near or at the slums of Antactica. Probably next to the portal of Dante's Inferno.Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)You have very hairy flippers.You have a fear of being recruited to the cult of Hanna Montana.You can emit methane and hydrogen sulfide for defense.You can resist sweet talk from Elphaba.You have a telestial ion cannon for emergencies.You can eat mass quantities of ice cream. You can drink Diet Coke. You can throw logic to the wind. Natural EnemiesYour natural enemy is Moderitisaur. Quote
sleepless3977 Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 Your Pokéname is: Moomon Profile You live in the blazing deserts of Libya, and your diet consists mostly of garbage, donuts and wine. Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat) You have a fear of slime. You can puke acid. You can spit evil glances. You can swim in air. You can puke Mr. PiBB. You can resist fire. Natural Enemies Your natural enemy is Polirina. Quote
bytor2112 Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 Your Pokéname is: Mooyu Profile You live in the savannahs of Alberta, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, garbage and Dr. Pepper. Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat) You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You can breathe hot death. You have interchangeable body parts. You can resist sledgehammers. You can breathe acid. You can shoot 8-track tapes. You can shoot poison. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. Natural Enemies Your natural enemy is Polilock. Quote
havejoy Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 Your Pokéname is: Charina Profile You live in the snowy mountains of Alaska, and your diet consists mostly of grapes, bats and beer. Characteristics You can swim in maple syrup. You can spit ice bolts. You can resist salt spikes. You have a fear of fire. You can breathe poison. You can breathe rocks. You have a fear of 8-track tapes. You have a fear of cosmic energy bolts. You can puke jet fuel. Your natural enemy is Shatmon Quote
havejoy Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 Your Pokéname is:MooyuProfileYou live in the savannahs of Alberta, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, garbage and Dr. Pepper.Characteristics(Combat and Non-combat)You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You can breathe hot death. You have interchangeable body parts. You can resist sledgehammers. You can breathe acid. You can shoot 8-track tapes. You can shoot poison. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu.Natural EnemiesYour natural enemy is Polilock.Cool. If you drop a quarter and it rolls under the refrigerator you can take your eye and exchange it with your finger to look under the fridge to find it. Quote
Tarnished Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 Moopuff Profile You live in the icy glaciers of Finland, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, macaroni and cheese and blood. Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat) You can throw sand. You can shoot fire. You can puke bricks. You have propellors. You can spit broken glass. You have a fear of hot death. You can shoot evil glances. You have ten-inch claws. You can eat rocks. Natural Enemies Your natural enemy is Polipit. Quote
wondering23 Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 Your Pokéname is: FlarbraProfileYou live in the snowy valleys of Finland, and your diet consists mostly of TV dinners, garbage and blood. Characteristics(Combat and Non-combat)You can throw lightning bolts. You have a fear of jet fuel. You can throw salt spikes. You have a box of LPs. You can puke rocks. You have scaly skin. Natural EnemiesYour natural enemy is FoowadHaha, I actually have a terrible fear of flying and hights! Quote
ferretrunner Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 Your Pokéname is: Hypnochu Profile You live in the blazing deserts of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of daisies, fruits and coffee. Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat) You can breathe broken glass. You have mafia connections. You can shoot slime. You can spit ice bolts. You can throw 8-track tapes. You can resist tahini. You can breathe hot death. You have a fear of Dr. Pepper. You can resist force bolts. Natural Enemies Your natural enemy is Bertwhirl. Hey, so far I'm the only Mafia connected pokemon. I rule! Quote
pam Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 ShatrinoProfileYou live in the humid rainforests of Thailand, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, donuts and ambrosia. Characteristics(Combat and Non-combat)You can spit Dr. Pepper. You have mafia connections. You can eat broken glass. You can float in Mr. PiBB. You have a covered wicker basket. You can shoot evil glances. You can shoot ice bolts. You can eat lava. Natural EnemiesYour natural enemy is Charvee. Quote
SeekYourWish Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 Your Pokéname is: Mootwo Profile You live in the steppes of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of macaroni and cheese, Cherry Garcia and tea. Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat) You have interchangeable body parts. You can breathe hot death. You have mallets for hands. You can shoot evil glances. You can eat fire. Natural Enemies Your natural enemy is Policow. ----------------- Heck yes breathing hot death =] and i happen to love love loveeee cherry garcia ....ice cream! Quote
Lbybug Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 Hypnorina Profile You live in the grasslands of New York, and your diet consists mostly of grass, grapes and Dr. Pepper. Characteristics(Combat and Non-combat) You can shoot kippers. You can swim in maple syrup. You can puke lava. You can eat acid. You can throw 8-track tapes. Natural Enemies Your natural enemy is Bertmon.THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!1 Quote
Lbybug Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 hehehe seriously, i live on grapes and dr pepper!!! and i puke LAVA!!!!! this is amazing! or perhaps i'm just overtired from being up for 26 hours....and have to be up for another 12 Quote
SeekYourWish Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 Geeeesh! you need sleep! and no I don't think it's the being overly tired, it is truly AMAZING! Quote
Elphaba Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 My name is Foomander.You live in the meadows of Madagascar, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, cows and green tea.Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)You can walk on lava. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can shoot broken glass. You can shoot wind. You can shoot 8-track tapes. You have a force field. You have propellors. You love to exclaim "Oh My Larry!"Natural EnemiesYour natural enemy is Flartung. Quote
Iggy Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 PikacowProfileYou live in the arctic wastes of Nunavut, and your diet consists mostly of garbage (junk food???), berries and water. (this part is pretty true)Characteristics(Combat and Non-combat)You can spit sand. You can walk on water. You can float in Mr. PiBB. You can shoot lava. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You have cool shades. ou can throw rocks. You can eat fire. Natural EnemiesYour natural enemy is Vultwo. Quote
Iggy Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 Your Pokéname is:OmnipenguinProfileYou live near or at the slums of Antactica. Probably next to the portal of Dante's Inferno.Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat)You have very hairy flippers.You have a fear of being recruited to the cult of Hanna Montana.You can emit methane and hydrogen sulfide for defense.You can resist sweet talk from Elphaba.You have a telestial ion cannon for emergencies.You can eat mass quantities of ice cream. You can drink Diet Coke. You can throw logic to the wind. Natural EnemiesYour natural enemy is Moderitisaur. Mmmm, this is suspicous-- me thinks you made it up Moksha -- AHA you did!!uh-oh! unknown pokéname.We couldn't find the pokéname Omnipenguin in our database. Did you misspell it? If not, maybe you're just having an ego trip or a pipe dream. Or you know something that we don't. This is what Moksha w/favorite color as black name would be: PikatwoProfileYou live in the steaming jungles of Hawaii, and your diet consists mostly of cows, rocks and Dr. Pepper. Characteristics(Combat and Non-combat)You have a fear of cosmic energy bolts. You can puke maple syrup. You can shoot jet fuel. You can swim in Mr. PiBB. You can throw hot death. Natural EnemiesYour natural enemy is Vulcow. Quote
Dravin Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 FlarorbProfileYou live in the veldts of Britain, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, TV dinners and coffee.Characteristics:(Combat and Non-combat)You can walk on water. You can breathe Dr. Pepper. You can shoot slime. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can breathe fire. You can float in air. You can shoot wind. You can eat iron filings. You can spit rocks. You can breathe lava.Natural Enemies:Your natural enemy is Footle.Interesting. I'm not sure I breathe Dr. Pepper, but some might say I inhale it. :) Quote
Elphaba Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 (edited) Mmmm, this is suspicous-- me thinks you made it up Moksha -- AHA you did!!What gave him away?You (Moksha) can resist sweet talk from Elphaba. It's not true, by the way. Elph Edited February 27, 2010 by Elphaba Quote
pam Posted February 27, 2010 Report Posted February 27, 2010 You love to exclaim "Oh My Larry!" Elphaba I expect to hear this coming out of your mouth at the next lds.net gathering. Quote
LostSheep Posted March 1, 2010 Report Posted March 1, 2010 My pokemon is Kotung I live in the grasslands of Ireland, and my diet consists mostly of rocks, insects and tea. Characteristics (Combat and Non-combat) I can eat broken glass. I can spit hot death. I can spit sledgehammers. I can breathe poison. I can puke fire. I have bionic implants. I have intimate knowledge of kung fu. I can puke rocks. My natural enemy is Bertmander. Ok...So I guess I can spit hot death AND sledgehammers. Oh, and I can puke both fire AND rocks. Don't make me made, or I'll eat broken glass! Hm...I don't think Bertmander, my natural enemy, has TOO much to worry about. Quote
SeekYourWish Posted March 1, 2010 Report Posted March 1, 2010 well of course your gonna puke rocks LostSheep you SHOULDN'T be eating rocks... Quote
LostSheep Posted March 1, 2010 Report Posted March 1, 2010 What else am I going to eat with my tea? Quote
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