LDS hit squad

[goofball]

I seriously want a new calling. No more Weblos for me. I am going to request to me a member of the hit squad. What a SWEET calling. Good thing this Nevada pastor let me know it exists

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/50434091-76/pastor-angle-church-reid.html.csp

[beefche]

They are called the Danites.

[applepansy]

LOL I'm actually surprised that in 2010 this was even worthy of media attention. LOL

[Just_A_Guy]

Wow.

I don't want to get too into political commentary; but I note that the Trib is merely following the lead of a newspaper in Reno that first publicized this nutcase.

To the extent that you are a Mormon conservative who is registered to vote in Nevada--yes, this story is going to anger you, and maybe even make you decide not to vote in favor of Angle.

It's supposed to.

Edited October 8, 2010 by Just_A_Guy

[Wingnut]

That's hilarious. Do they not realize how many people out there hate Mormons? So why aren't those people all dead?

[Captain_Curmudgeon]

Obviously the squads are pretty lax in NV. Must be like ward teaching.

[LDSVALLEY]

Maybe they were busy elsewhere. I guy at work told me a couple of years ago that his brother in law was ex Mormon who had to flee to Canada from Nevada. He had been on Stake Council and knew the inner secrets of the church, when he went in active he had to flee the Mormon Hit Squad that the church sends to deal with all Mormon Traitors.

There must not be many on the hit squad considering all the ex Mormons or Inactive Mormons I come across.

[PrinceofLight2000]

This is all I have to say.

[curtishouse]

I seriously want a new calling. No more Weblos for me. I am going to request to me a member of the hit squad. What a SWEET calling. Good thing this Nevada pastor let me know it exists

Nevada candidate’s one-time pastor slams Mormons | The Salt Lake Tribune

His church must be so proud of him. I think he's giving Jack Chick publications a run for its money in ignorance and lies.

[talisyn]

LOL I'm actually surprised that in 2010 this was even worthy of media attention. LOL

Well...it is the Salt Lake Trib

[miztrniceguy]

SSSHHHHHHHHH..........You're supposed to deny they exist. We don't want anyone knowing about them!

[zippy_do46]

I have a 2-yr. old in in my Nursery Class that just might be in the running. :) That is what he does Hits and Runs. :))

[talisyn]

Now we know what happens to the umm..'energetic' kids in Nursery. They either become Bishops or hit men

[Dravin]

Now we know what happens to the umm..'energetic' kids in Nursery. They either become Bishops or hit men

You know, if we can just make sure all these guys are allergic to Cheerio dust we wouldn't have to wait.

[zippy_do46]

Nah, it is Animal Crackers

"Mike where is you animal crackers"

"They are buried in the blocks" :)

[mordorbund]

That's hilarious. Do they not realize how many people out there hate Mormons? So why aren't those people all dead?

They're plants in a sting operation. They lure you out to BenRaines' farmhouse where he'll use you as a human weight bench and then grind you into a protein shake.

[Just_A_Guy]

. . . marketed globally as "Farmer Ben's Soylent Green".

[TL10]

I'll leave the poster as my response: