Soulsearcher Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 I can understand the women part, but the rest? Women are the root of all evil, that being said women come from men so i guess men are the fertilizer of all evil? Quote
Soulsearcher Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 Well that changes the meaning of 40 virgins in heaven.No comment......... Quote
slamjet Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 Well that changes the meaning of 40 virgins in heaven.I've got a lot of comments, none of them appropriate Quote
rameumptom Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 According to my Baptist neighbor, I'm going to hell. All I can say is that I'm taking everyone else I know with me. So, yes, Maureen. You are going to hell, because I'm dragging you there personally. Quote
Jennarator Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 When I was at U of M, there was a man always standing outside the Student Center proselitizing his religion, though I never found out what it was. He kept railing on and on about everyone who was going to go to hell and claimed that it was a done deal. No matter what these people included on his list did, they could not make it to heaven.I don't remember everyone listed- it was extensive- but I do remember that he said the following were going to hell:women (yes, all women because Eve partook of the fruit)homosexuals (and their supporters)fornicatorsabortionistsanyone who has ever cursedanyone who has ever broken any of the commandmentsMormonsJewsBuddhistsatheistsevolutionistsanyone who plays video gamesanyone who has ever kissedactorsthose who listen to rap, rock and roll, and/or pop musicWiccansanyone who has read a book or watched a movie or had anything to do with witchcraftanyone who watches televisionHe claimed he was going to heaven.I think that dude used to do the same at UCSD! Great entertainment to watch him and the people that tried to argue with him. That was my lunch break all the time. Tho I would never want to argue with him, myself. I am a chicken. Quote
jayanna Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 I can understand the women part, but the rest? Come on now, would it really be heaven without us?Wait a sec, didn't Adam partake as well?Well, since we're already going, doesn't that mean we can do anything we want? I mean, if the consequences are the same either way...what exactly is he telling us if it's already too late? Quote
slamjet Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 There is something intrinsically evil about a group of people who, when they are almost being figured out, change the rules Quote
RescueMom Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 Apparently Heaven is going to be really really lonely...it's only going to have one crazy dude with a sign. I'm going need a bigger handbasket. Quote
Canuck Mormon Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 Women are the root of all evil, that being said women come from men so i guess men are the fertilizer of all evil?Are you saying that men are sh........whoa, close one.I've always heard that men were pigs. of course, pigs roll in sh......whew!! Quote
PrinceofLight2000 Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 · Hidden Hidden I suppose some combinations are debatable. For instance I'd consider such to be a contradiction on the list in spirit even if one can be an abortionist-athiest-LDS by holding the former two beliefs and still being technically on the roll for the latter.In my mind one could be a Jewish (lineage) rich-booze hounding-pot smoking-homoseuxal-fornicating-adulterating-athiest-liberal democratic-evolution beliving Mason who believes rich makes moral and supports abortions.I have two words.Nancy Pelosi.
Iggy Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 I suppose some combinations are debatable. For instance I'd consider such to be a contradiction on the list in spirit even if one can be an abortionist-athiest-LDS by holding the former two beliefs and still being technically on the roll for the latter.In my mind one could be a Jewish (lineage) rich-booze hounding-pot smoking-homoseuxal-fornicating-adulterating-athiest-liberal democratic-evolution beliving Mason who believes rich makes moral and supports abortions. :eek:Whew! What a mouth full. Quote
Iggy Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 Apparently Heaven is going to be really really lonely...it's only going to have one crazy dude with a sign. I'm going need a bigger handbasket. Aw Geez RescueMom- you made me spew my drink all over the monitor and keyboard. Quote
Traveler Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 For thinking that some of the questions that are asked on this forum are ridiculous? Just like this very thread where I have asked my own ridiculous question. I would never reply to any of those questions stating the obvious because that would just be rude, but by creating this thread I am getting it out of my system. If you too are also baffled by some of the questions but are too nice to say anything, here is your chance to vent. If you wish, please tell me why you think my question is ridiculous, idiotic, etc. - whatever creative adjective you can come up with.If the mods don’t like my thread, they have my blessing to delete. M.Editing to add: All sarcastic answers are also welcomed. My late father would always say, "You are what you have spent your life becoming."The Traveler Quote
Dravin Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 My late father would always say, "You are what you have spent your life becoming."The TravelerOld? Quote
bcguy Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 Life can be difficult like the turbulence of a river, or the calmness of the straits. Life is like a Roller coaster but, you and only you can select the path that the coaster can lead. Pick the track with a crack in it, it is much shorter to your destination, but will you select it anyway because some one else did and survived? You may not! That track can be the path to drugs! No one but your self picks and chooses your course in life. But being CONSCIOUS of others on how hay precieve you as well as god will really determine your destination. Just do your BEST and it will work out in the end. Don's dwell on death like I did as a kid. If I go tomorrow, so be it. For there is a death, there is a birth in this world. Just do your best at being moral, ethical, show trust, be chase "hard in these times". Most of all, AVOID the wrong people, the wrong locations. Quote
bcguy Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 I like that, "you are what you spent your life becoming" Quote
bcguy Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 people are so judgmental. What verse is it that shows jesus saying "he who has not sinned toss the first stone?" When a bunch of locals are ready to stone a woman for sinning? Quote
slamjet Posted March 25, 2011 Report Posted March 25, 2011 My late father would always say, "You are what you have spent your life becoming."With all due respect, I wholey disagree with this.My life was spent becoming something that was filthy. I changed. And I know many others who have done so also. Quote
Palerider Posted March 25, 2011 Report Posted March 25, 2011 If the Cubs ever win the World Series...we will all be in HELL!!!!!:D:D Quote
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