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Notice the N in "DemoNcrats"

Didn't catch that at all-:cool:

I deduce that the person who made that sign is a Baptist Teetotaler Republican. :whoa:

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I'm on there for catholic and mormon lol

I suppose some combinations are debatable. For instance I'd consider such to be a contradiction on the list in spirit even if one can be an abortionist-athiest-LDS by holding the former two beliefs and still being technically on the roll for the latter.

In my mind one could be a Jewish (lineage) rich-booze hounding-pot smoking-homoseuxal-fornicating-adulterating-athiest-liberal democratic-evolution beliving Mason who believes rich makes moral and supports abortions.

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In my mind one could be a Jewish (lineage) rich-booze hounding-pot smoking-homoseuxal-fornicating-adulterating-athiest-liberal democratic-evolution beliving Mason who believes rich makes moral and supports abortions.

Wow :huh: I'd like to meet that person. ^_^

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Wow :huh: I'd like to meet that person. ^_^

Well i have catholic, mormon, liberal, democrat, homosexual, rock and roller, drunks ( depending on their definition), evolutionist, abortionist( i assume it includes supporters), fornicator. (we'll ignore my satanic bible and interest in Buddhist teachings lol)

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Well i have catholic, mormon, liberal, democrat, homosexual, rock and roller, drunks ( depending on their definition), evolutionist, abortionist( i assume it includes supporters), fornicator. (we'll ignore my satanic bible and interest in Buddhist teachings lol)

Forget it, Found him :P

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When I was at U of M, there was a man always standing outside the Student Center proselitizing his religion, though I never found out what it was. He kept railing on and on about everyone who was going to go to hell and claimed that it was a done deal. No matter what these people included on his list did, they could not make it to heaven.

I don't remember everyone listed- it was extensive- but I do remember that he said the following were going to hell:

women (yes, all women because Eve partook of the fruit)

homosexuals (and their supporters)

fornicators

abortionists

anyone who has ever cursed

anyone who has ever broken any of the commandments

Mormons

Jews

Buddhists

atheists

evolutionists

anyone who plays video games

anyone who has ever kissed

actors

those who listen to rap, rock and roll, and/or pop music

Wiccans

anyone who has read a book or watched a movie or had anything to do with witchcraft

anyone who watches television

He claimed he was going to heaven.

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