Rosebud is a sled!!

[pam]

She drinks 1% milk because she thinks she's fat.

[Guest SquidMom]

Goofy is in love with a cow.

[skippy740]

McFly ain't home.

[FunkyTown]

Rosebud isn't a sled, though. It's a metaphor.

Bruce Willis is actually dead, though.

[pam]

Morgan Freeman, Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy have died numerous times in the last couple of years.

[Just_A_Guy]

Rhoda gets hit by lightning.

[Bini]

The T-Rex eats the lawyer while sitting on the "throne".

Omgosh! I got this one! Hahahahahaha.

[Guest SquidMom]

Someone explain the cake, please!

[Vort]

Someone explain the cake, please!

No need. The cake is a lie.

[JudoMinja]

This was a triumph.

I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:

We do what we must because we can

for the good of all of us

except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

for the people who are still alive.

...... Something is wrong with me. I should not have been able to write all that from memory..... o.o

[Vort]

I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:

We do what we must because we can

for the good of all of us

except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

for the people who are still alive.

...... Something is wrong with me. I should not have been able to write all that from memory..... o.o

At cleverbot.com, if you put in "This was a triumph", it responds with "I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS." Funny thing I found out is, it gives you the same response if you input "This was a Yamaha", "This was a Suzuki", "This was a Kawasaki", "This was a Harley Davidson", or even "This was a Honda".

[RipplecutBuddha]

Oh, and btw, Tony Stark is Iron Man.

[jerome1232]

Sephiroth kills Aeris.

[Guest]

I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:

We do what we must because we can

for the good of all of us

except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

for the people who are still alive.

...... Something is wrong with me. I should not have been able to write all that from memory..... o.o

Believe me, I'm still alive

I'm doing science and I'm still alive

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

While you're dying I'm still alive

And when you're dead I'm still alive

LOL.

[mnn727]

There were really no survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

[trubludru]

Robot Chicken had the best sketch of a conversation between Vader and Luke, after their fight at Cloud City, with all the Star Wars spoilers.

Darth Vader: Luke... I am your father!

Luke Skywalker: Noooo! That's impossible!

Darth Vader: It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!

Luke Skywalker: That's... improbable.

Darth Vader: And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!

Luke Skywalker: That's... highly unlikely...

Darth Vader: And as a kid, I built C-3PO!

Luke Skywalker: ...wha?

[time passes]

Darth Vader: And you know that all-powerful Force? That's really just microscopic bacteria called Midichlorians!

Luke Skywalker:Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here!

[jerome1232]

There were really no survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

I'm still watching this on Netflix, I officially hate you.