Funny/weird thoughts that pop into your head sometimes:

[KevlarH]

I thought it would be humorous for everyone to tell some of the crazy /funny questions you may have thought of before. LOL! For instance: We were all spirit children of our Heavenly parents in the pre-existance. Did we ever take a family photo? Could we find ourselves in it? LOL! :)

Edited December 25, 2012 by ldrkholt

[annewandering]

hmmm maybe we had perfect recall so wouldnt need cameras?

This is a thread I can relate to. Thinking in the box is lots harder, not to mention more boring, than out of it.

Ok so why are mens public bathrooms always the closest? Go check if you dont believe me.

[pam]

You want me to go check out the men's public bathrooms?

[Guest]

Men's public bathrooms are the closest to what? It depends entirely on which direction you're coming from.

[pam]

I moved this thread to General Discussion since it isn't LDS Gospel Discussion.

[RipplecutBuddha]

In the building I work at now, the men's room is on the even floors, ladies on the odd floors...it could be worse.

now my question;

Ever wonder what chairs would look like if our knees bent backwards?

[Vort]

Would I rather be rich or stupid?

[annewandering]

Would I rather be rich or stupid?

I am going to guess rich has more benefits than being stupid. :)

[pam]

I know of some pretty rich people that seem pretty stupid to me.

[NeuroTypical]

Would I rather be rich or stupid?

Why settle for one or the other?

[RipplecutBuddha]

A fool and his money are soon parted. This is a given. The question is-how did they get together in the first place??

[xVOWx]

A fool and his money are soon parted. This is a given. The question is-how did they get together in the first place??

Lady Luck smiles on everyone at least once in their life. Just watch out when she frowns :S

[KevlarH]

Why are pants always measured in even increments? sizes 32,34,36 etc. I'm always an odd number inbetween and they never fit perfectly. Also, when you are certain waist size, why do they always think your legs must be a foot longer than they are?

Edited December 26, 2012 by ldrkholt

[Suzie]

Why Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth?

[annewandering]

Why Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth?

Kitties with mouths eat mice and birds and bite fingers and toes. Kitties without mouths purrrrrrr.

[EarlJibbs]

Why can we put a man on the moon, but the coils that recall our seatbelts never seem to work after a few months of buying a new car?

[Vort]

To understand recursion, do you first need to understand recursion?

[EarlJibbs]

Who knew that inflammable meant the same as flammable?

[Anddenex]

I remember an old question,

"How did they get the cream filling in a twinkie"?

[PaPa]

I thought it would be humorous for everyone to tell some of the crazy /funny questions you may have thought of before. LOL! For instance: We were all spirit children of our Heavenly parents in the pre-existance. Did we ever take a family photo? Could we find ourselves in it? LOL! :)

Sometimes I think I have something important to say...then I start to laugh.

[Vort]

Is this sentence an example of sesquipedalianism, defined by Wikipedia as "polysyllabic holophrastic verbalism"?

[talisyn]

I have the best thoughts at work, but I forget them all in the little surge of adrenaline the moment my time card goes through at the end of shift.

I spent about 2 hours last week wondering how come I could lift over 6,000 lbs of chopped onions and green and red peppers in increments of 30 lbs for 12 hours, but I find it hard to pick Christmas ornaments off the floor. I gave up on the answer and moved all the ornaments out of Gwenzilla reach :)

[pam]

Lady Luck smiles on everyone at least once in their life. Just watch out when she frowns :S

You mean I still have something to look forward to in life?

[pam]

I laugh when I think of Eowyn looking in the wheatfield for salmon.

(inside joke)