KevlarH Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 (edited) I thought it would be humorous for everyone to tell some of the crazy /funny questions you may have thought of before. LOL! For instance: We were all spirit children of our Heavenly parents in the pre-existance. Did we ever take a family photo? Could we find ourselves in it? LOL! :) Edited December 25, 2012 by ldrkholt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annewandering Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 hmmm maybe we had perfect recall so wouldnt need cameras? This is a thread I can relate to. Thinking in the box is lots harder, not to mention more boring, than out of it. Ok so why are mens public bathrooms always the closest? Go check if you dont believe me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 You want me to go check out the men's public bathrooms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Men's public bathrooms are the closest to what? It depends entirely on which direction you're coming from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 I moved this thread to General Discussion since it isn't LDS Gospel Discussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipplecutBuddha Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 In the building I work at now, the men's room is on the even floors, ladies on the odd floors...it could be worse. now my question; Ever wonder what chairs would look like if our knees bent backwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Would I rather be rich or stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annewandering Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Would I rather be rich or stupid?I am going to guess rich has more benefits than being stupid. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 I know of some pretty rich people that seem pretty stupid to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Would I rather be rich or stupid?Why settle for one or the other? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipplecutBuddha Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 A fool and his money are soon parted. This is a given. The question is-how did they get together in the first place?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xVOWx Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 A fool and his money are soon parted. This is a given. The question is-how did they get together in the first place??Lady Luck smiles on everyone at least once in their life. Just watch out when she frowns :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevlarH Posted December 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 (edited) Why are pants always measured in even increments? sizes 32,34,36 etc. I'm always an odd number inbetween and they never fit perfectly. Also, when you are certain waist size, why do they always think your legs must be a foot longer than they are? Edited December 26, 2012 by ldrkholt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Why Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annewandering Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Why Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth?Kitties with mouths eat mice and birds and bite fingers and toes. Kitties without mouths purrrrrrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarlJibbs Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Why can we put a man on the moon, but the coils that recall our seatbelts never seem to work after a few months of buying a new car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 To understand recursion, do you first need to understand recursion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarlJibbs Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Who knew that inflammable meant the same as flammable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anddenex Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 I remember an old question, "How did they get the cream filling in a twinkie"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaPa Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 I thought it would be humorous for everyone to tell some of the crazy /funny questions you may have thought of before. LOL! For instance: We were all spirit children of our Heavenly parents in the pre-existance. Did we ever take a family photo? Could we find ourselves in it? LOL! :)Sometimes I think I have something important to say...then I start to laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 Is this sentence an example of sesquipedalianism, defined by Wikipedia as "polysyllabic holophrastic verbalism"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talisyn Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 I have the best thoughts at work, but I forget them all in the little surge of adrenaline the moment my time card goes through at the end of shift. I spent about 2 hours last week wondering how come I could lift over 6,000 lbs of chopped onions and green and red peppers in increments of 30 lbs for 12 hours, but I find it hard to pick Christmas ornaments off the floor. I gave up on the answer and moved all the ornaments out of Gwenzilla reach :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 Lady Luck smiles on everyone at least once in their life. Just watch out when she frowns :S You mean I still have something to look forward to in life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 I laugh when I think of Eowyn looking in the wheatfield for salmon. (inside joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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