Can I ask you a question?

[Apple_Acres]

Is the cake really a lie?

[BadWolf]

Exactly what is wrong with being adopted?

- GlaDOS

[Apple_Acres]

Exactly what is wrong with being adopted?

- GlaDOS

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls?

GlaDOS

[EarlJibbs]

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls?

GlaDOS

Did I know that?

Did you know August has the highest percentage of births?

Did you know unless food is mixed with saliva you can't taste it?

[Anddenex]

Does this make me less valuable if I was born in August?

[Saldrin]

Do you like grilled asparagus?

[RipplecutBuddha]

Who is this General Failure, and why is he trying to access my hard drive??

[Wingnut]

Do you like grilled asparagus?

Who is this General Failure, and why is he trying to access my hard drive??

What do either of these have to do with being born in August, or Easy Cheese? Don't you people know how to carry on a conversation?

[pam]

This is a conversation?

[Wingnut]

Where have you been?

[pam]

Do you really want to know?

[Wingnut]

Is this a trick question?

[pam]

Do you want it to be?

[Wingnut]

Why are you making my head hurt?

[Anddenex]

Liberal symptoms by chance?

[pam]

What the heck are liberal symptoms?

[Anddenex]

What is a liberal? What is a symptom? Eh, blah, failed joke by chance? :)

[Iggy]

Who the heck is MOE?

Who is the brother of Curly and Larry.

[pam]

And aren't they the brothers of Darryl and his other brother Darryl?

[Jennarator]

How long has THAT show been off the air? :)

[pam]

What? It's off the air?

[Jennarator]

Have I been missing it for years?

[applepansy]

Are the dishes done yet?

[Jennarator]

Are the ever really done?

[applepansy]

Is anything ever really done?