The Gallic Sack

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Think about it.

Edited 7 hours ago by Carborendum

[NeuroTypical]

Huh?  You talking about the first time Rome was sacked?

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The Gallic Sack

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1. French or typically French.
2. relating to the Gauls.

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The Gauls were a group of Celtic people who inhabited Gaul (roughly modern-day France, Belgium, and parts of Germany, Netherlands, and Italy) during the Iron Age and Roman periods. They were known to the Romans as Galli, and their language was Gaulish, a continental Celtic language.

3 hours ago, Carborendum said:

Think about it.

[Streaming cogitation...] Apparently it's a bag (aka sack) made by / for the French (or Gauls)...  (Why not call it a French sack, or a Gaul sack, or spell it Gaulic or Gaullic?  Gallic for "of the Gauls" is absurd...  Gallic Sac would make more sense... )

Meanwhile, back to the Sack of the Gauls, it appears to be depicting the Garden of Eden. No doubt @Carborendum has had something he considers a brilliant insight or revelation or something and, as he seems to enjoy, instead of just telling us, he wants to make us feel ignorant, unworthy, or perhaps to go learn all the Gaulish history that the average American school student never heard of.  Perhaps he wants us to focus on the embroidery (that is the depiction, not the stitch-work (probably)), but probably also in relation to the fact that the "sack" (which seems more like a bag to me) is old and from(?) Gaul.  (Golly, this is getting fun.)

Hmm. What is that in Eve's hand? Does she have a purse-dog? Pet monkey?  Can anyone tell what that is?  (At least, I assume it's Eve.  But how do we know this isn't some other tree and fruit and 2-people story of significance to the sack-owner or the Gauls?)

I assume person on the right is a man, though it's kinda hard to tell, to be honest.  Eve's free hand appears to be gesturing toward the tree.  Hmm, they're both fully clothed.  Clearly this isn't the "forbidden fruit" scene.  (I mean, if the Gauls are the French, it's highly unlikely they were so prudish even back in the day as to put clothing on Adam and Eve.)

Well, now we have to start over with some other story about two people, a lap dog, a tree, and a piece of fruit.  When did lap dogs become a thing?  [Klaw says we have to stop this and pay attention to him!! < Yes, he said it with two exclamation marks.]

[...cogitation to be continued.]

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7 hours ago, Carborendum said:

Think about it.

Clearly a hemp bag from France. If it ever got lit, you would too. The purse is clearly effeminate in design so it perhaps should be called a French baguette. The character on the right is squeezing some sort of grape, so it we have a depiction of vinegar mixed with Gaul.

Where are we being LED with this? (Waitaminute, gallium-based LED!!! Meh, maybe I’m reaching