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So is Jason saying he dances like a girl? Sorry Jason I couldn't resist.

I totally agree with you Frank. 100%. PC is loved by the majority of us.

I'm so sorry. I had that confused.

Can you feel the love?

I have seen all 5 of these stories numerous times over the course of many years but they always get to me as if it were the first time reading them.

I hope I'm not misunderstanding. In defense of Prison Chaplain, never in a million years would he try to dissuade members from their beliefs. Shoot, he is more LDS than he will ever admit. I'm still waiting for the date he is getting baptized. There is not a nicer guy you could ever swap posts with than this guy. ps...PC..make the check out to Pam......

So wonderful to see you made it and are safe. Also good to see you made it online. We've all had you in our thoughts and prayers. And I as well would love an address for you and some ideas of what you all could use there.

Actually this is not the exact quote by Jay Leno. In a monologue he did he stated: "As you know Hurricane Rita is headed toward Florida, Texas and Louisiana. Another hurricane! It's like the ninth hurricane this season. Maybe this is not a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance. The quote you are referring to above was actually done by a Craig R. Smith who wrote an essay getting Americans to think about the good instead of the bad and paraphrased the joke used by Leno.

I feel most at home whenever I visit La Grande, Oregon. Though I have not lived there since I was a child, my parents and grandparents grew up and lived there. Though my grandparents are gone, I can drive by their homes and drive through the city and feel their spirit. I feel like I am at home whenever I visit there. It's hard to describe actually.

Outstanding. Elphaba Ditto ditto.

There was an article on ksl.com asking Senator Hatch if he would be interested in the job. He said...NO.

I have yet to read any of the Dark Tower series.

Using that definition, I would have to say George Bush. When he first elected I thought he had a lot of potential, but turned out to be a huge disappointment to me. He did say fictional in his question. haha just teasin ya

There are many definitions of what an anti hero is.

Mine would be Barnabas Collins in Dark Shadows and Humphrey Bogart playing the Sam Spade roles. Oh and I like Peter Falk playing Columbo.

Rats! That's what I meant when I wrote a Wookie! I'm getting so old . . . Elphaba I didn't catch it. Goes to show how much into Star Wars I am.

Uh, yeah. That one. Elphie Okay so I kinda changed the words a bit.

With those ears??? Elphie I was referring just to the little face in the middle of all of that.

"Friends are like a box of chocolates, you pick out the good ones."

I'd like to say "make me" but he always has some stupid remark about spitting on the sidewalk.

I come here to tell Pale to SHUT UP!!!!!!! For those that are new...this is a joke between us for about the last 8 years.

It looks like a little cat face peaking out from some huge hairy costume

A man has 50-yard-line tickets for the Superbowl. As he sits down, another man comes and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No, "he says. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Superbowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Superbowl we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor -- to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral." Dictionary for Women Argument (ar*gyou*ment): n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*head): n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a Police Officer. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q): n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up -- but he "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks): n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope): n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer): n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet soda (dy*it so*da): n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half-pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee): n The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz): v To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery list (grow*ser*ee list): n What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store. Hardware store (hard*war stor): n. Similar to a black hole in space -- if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon. Childbirth (child*brth): n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say, "focus ... breathe ... push ... " Lipstick (lip*stik): n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear! Park (park): v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide. Patience (pa*shens): n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers." Waterproof mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah): n. Comes off if you cry, shower or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it. Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae): n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

Why thank you PC. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Oh...you weren't referring to me? SHH! Loose lips sink ships. Ahoy Matey

Why thank you PC. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Oh...you weren't referring to me?