Resisiting... urge... grahhbhahrbhhahahahhaa I've only unfriended one person, my grandma, and it's because she couldn't understand that what shows up in her newsfeed wasn't sent there by me and that it was within her power to hide anything I post from showing up in her newsfeed. I would "like" something, it would show up in her newsfeed that I liked it, then she would message me, and post on my timeline berating me for sending her stuff. Aw, well, we still love each other irl.