Honor

Every commandment is a protection for US. The consequences of our sins can impact those around us (especially with the nature of pornography) but I believe the most important reason for the commandment is for our personal spiritual protection.

Oh no you did-UNT! Got a problem with the kiddo?!?! That's not what you said in your E-Harm-Lds-Minglicious-Singlepalooza dating site profile! It said you loved kids, golden retrievers and movies that make you cry! But whatever! My boyfriend #'s 1-3 and 5-8 are all fine with the fact that I have a son so I'm not so upset about losing you (#4). I'm SO done! (if by chance you realize how much of a mistake this is and want me back my # is 801-240-2391)

Ralph?! I would have been ok if I had found out that we weren't exclusive straight from you, but to find out through a post on a web board?!?! I can't really define what the difference is that ticks me off about it, but in true girly fashion, I'm insulted, hurt and will never trust men again. I'm done! Everything you ever said to me is cheapened by the fact that you were saying it to two of us at the same time. I'm taking myself out of the running. Problem solved! Get out of my virtual life! I hope you two are very happy together!

Best advice I can give: Sleep in! Good luck out there. You'll need it!

I really don't know what to think about this one. I like Alex Boye's voice, but something about this irks me. No it's not just because it's rap. It just seems kinda cliche. Not to mention the fact that Relief Society isn't all about mothers, it's about the sisters of the church. Am I being too harsh or do you think it sounds rather hastily thrown together?

Happy Birthday Wing!

Eternal Marriage Student Manual That link is to the Eternal Marriage Student Manual published by the church as a study reference for the Eternal Marriage Institute classes. It's pretty much like an encyclopedia full of quotes, scriptures and talks relating to a variety of topics having to do with marriage. Click on the Birth Control link and read for yourself what has been said.

Can you imagine what the site would be like if they addressed all of the questions that SHOULD fall under the common sense category?! Probably a little too close to what we have going on here... It'd really make my day if they had a section that said, "Dear Brothers and Sisters, If you're gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough. Enjoy your agency!"

Yeah, but then you'd run into the same problem as the Latter-day Prophets Primary song - outdated quickly and sloppily trying to keep up.

I really hope they wear protective... AHEM.... gear.

Forget racing other lds.net members to find the best answer to a question via a google search, now it'll be via the handbook. I'm thinking we should organize the first ever Church Handbook Chase (like a Scripture Chase). Moe, you're not allowed to participate, but you can be a judge and double check our speed and accuracy.

Not this kind?

I wonder what a moderator would do to a guy who made such innuendo-ish comments on one of the women's garment wearing threads....

The closest thing to my name was ranked # 847 in the 1880's, #947 in the 1890's and 0 in the 1900's. I thought my parents were unique, but I guess they were about 100 years out of date.

You REALLY need 3+ hours to woo a waiter?! Come on Pam! :) (Amber is coming with me although depending on traffic we might be a few minutes late)

6:30 @ Goodwood was the final decision, yes? (you HAD to pick a time during rush hour huh?)

I'll see what I can do for Tuesday. I'll probably have my son though and we've seen how that's gone down before. I'd like to though. :)

I've done my best to keep it under wraps, but since it's already been so publicized, I'm kind of a big deal. Now ya know.

Nope, I'll probably be trying to brave the insanity at my ward's Trunk Or Treat party, but otherwise I totally would!

Pam just wants a larger audience for when she tries to woo her next victim.... uh... waiter. Welcome MasterD, and yes, join us - the more the merrier.... for us (not usually for the poor waitstaff at whatever restaurant we choose to crash).

Our adult Sunday School class took quite a while to get past the glassy eyed phase. It's over now though. That's something, right?

What he said

AKA you're a member of the presidency but you do all the grunt work.

"...the Standard of Truth has been erected; no unhallowed hand can stop the work from progressing; persecutions may rage, mobs may combine, armies may assemble, calumny may defame, but the truth of God will go forth boldly, nobly, and independent, till it has penetrated every continent, visited every clime, swept every country, and sounded in every ear, till the purposes of God shall be accomplished, and the Great Jehovah shall say the work is done." -Joseph Smith Get ready.

Sorry Beefy, I'm flying out to Cali to see my new niece Tuesday morning.