Canuck Mormon Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old that he doesn't have a belly button. BenRaines is so old that when he heard his first joke he fell off his dinosaur and broke his stone garments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 FT, I already resemble that remark. Wear flannel, carry a shotgun and if necessary would oh you know. Robert Duvall in Second Hand Lions. Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_Rider Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 so ben raines is so old that he Taught Hub how to be fearless? who woulda thought! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PookyBear Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 FT, I already resemble that remark. Wear flannel, carry a shotgun and if necessary would oh you know.Robert Duvall in Second Hand Lions.Ben RainesThat is totally dreamy Ben. Of course, I like 'em old... and redneck (I love you GR!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misshalfway Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Ben is so old he can't type fast enough to answer all these posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_Rider Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Ben is so old that he remembers THE first IM that came from Heavenly Father to Moses on 2 tablets with 10 things writen on it. Was the First one to surf in Pangea He remembers when the Rolling Stones didnt use walkers on stage and lastly Taught Barney Fife basic markmanship! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Ben Raines is so old he remembers "when Adam was a boy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningStar Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old, he moderated Adam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningStar Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Ben Raines is so old he remembers "when Adam was a boy". That's funny. I hadn't read your reply yet when I wrote mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenamarie Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Ben is so old he still has his library card from the Library of Alexandria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang90 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Not that I know the guy but... Ben Raines is so old, that when he was in school, he was the one Shakespeare plagiarized from! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningStar Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 BenRaines is so old, he went to school with Pale's dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I would have said Pale's great grandfather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Hey look...we are on google.Jan 28, 2009 ... Okay this started in chat so I thought I'd start a thread. Let's keep it nice. I'll repeat one I said in chat. BenRaines is so old...they ...www.lds.net/forums/general-discussion/17638-benraines-so-old.html - Similar pages<LI class=g style="MARGIN-LEFT: 3em">BenRaines is so old........ - Page 2 - LDS Mormon ForumsJan 28, 2009 ... BenRaines is so old...his SSN is 1. ... BenRaines is so old...he was a waiter at the Last Supper. "Don't let your worries get the best of ...www.lds.net/forums/general-discussion/17638-benraines-so-old-2.html - Similar pagesMore results from www.lds.net » Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_Rider Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 wow...so not only is ben old...HE is Famous! I want an autograph please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Now the world knows how old BenRaines is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningStar Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I would have said Pale's great grandfather. But it emphasizes more how old Pale is. *snicker* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Well that's a given fact. We know Pale is old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Well that's a given fact. We know Pale is old. wow....and to think the author of this thread is older than just about everyone on this site.....pammie wishes she were younger than me.....but we all know how old dirt is.....and she is older than dirt....:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Ben is so old he can't type fast enough to answer all these posts.Must be the arthritis, huh?Ben is so old he still has his library card from the Library of Alexandria.Very good! I liek this one!Hey look...we are on google.Jan 28, 2009 ... Okay this started in chat so I thought I'd start a thread. Let's keep it nice. I'll repeat one I said in chat. BenRaines is so old...they ...www.lds.net/forums/general-discussion/17638-benraines-so-old.html - Similar pages<LI class=g style="MARGIN-LEFT: 3em">BenRaines is so old........ - Page 2 - LDS Mormon ForumsJan 28, 2009 ... BenRaines is so old...his SSN is 1. ... BenRaines is so old...he was a waiter at the Last Supper. "Don't let your worries get the best of ...www.lds.net/forums/general-discussion/17638-benraines-so-old-2.html - Similar pagesMore results from www.lds.net »Yep, I searched Benraines is and we were the first hit!Now the world knows how old BenRaines is.Good thing, because BenRaines was already around when the world was formed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_Rider Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 does pale need his geritol and walker pam? he sounds cranky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 does pale need his geritol and walker pam?he sounds cranky well Ghost.....you may not get that money now.....too bad.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Wow, 97 posts in less than 24 hours! BenRaines is apparently so old, his oldness generates undue excitement among the whippersnappers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_Rider Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 well Ghost.....you may not get that money now.....too bad....i knew i wasnt when you said that the CHECK was in the mail....hmmmm speaking of which..Ben is so old his coin collection has pictures of Nero on them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 i knew i wasnt when you said that the CHECK was in the mail....hmmmm speaking of which..Ben is so old his coin collection has pictures of Nero on them...Render unto Caesar...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.